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PeterPoopshit ,

2 and 3. I’m starting a gravel company. 3 just because it’s the 2nd most useful one.

TheMightyCanuck ,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

Free gravel for money making and Toaster mind control for the sheer laziness or the lolz

Poem_for_your_sprog ,

Depends on the teleport cool down, but that’s the obvious first choice. From there it’s tough between 1, 2, and 5…

db2 ,

10 hours younger than what?

dependencyinjection ,

Take a photo of yourself.

Waiting 10 hours then do it again.

Then if you choose you can look like you did in the first photo.

quantenzitrone ,

ur mum

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E ,

What type of molecules can be present inside the container for it to be considered “empty”?

chicken ,

5 to grant me an unstoppable botnet of all the smart toasters out there, 7 to get ansible capability

CodingCarpenter ,

THATS NOT IN THE PLAYBOOK JOHN

SexualPolytope ,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
  1. Make bank by selling all that gravel.
  2. I’m breaking into all sorts of places.
stingpie ,

Where would you break in? The only thing I can imagine is like a bank vault, but the doors to those things are crazy thick.

SexualPolytope ,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Supermarkets.

Fenrisulfir ,

I’m sure there’s a lot of houses it might work for. 2x4 studs with half inch sheathing and facade plus half inch drywall is only like 5 inches

ILikeBoobies ,

5 and 7 I can do already thanks to my hands

1 and 8 might be the same

4 needs specifics, like can I just instantly grow a nose on the palm of my hand at any time and remove it? It might help for smelling things on the top shelf

I’d go with 6 and a toss up between 1 and 4

Fenrisulfir ,

7 could be useful to win some gambling games though

MrNesser ,

5 and 7

I get toast when i want and no one said the empty container has to be near me

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

Does the gravel have to be delivered or does it appear out of thin air?

Tar_alcaran ,

It comes out of your nose

superduperenigma ,

That second nose might be useful after all

Poiar ,

Can one decide where to grow it? I’d rather it not be on my face. I think the butt crack would be the most inconspicuous place, however it might not be inactive.

Decisions decisions…

SirBucksworth ,
@SirBucksworth@lemmy.world avatar

Step 1: cut off a limb Step 2: cry in pain for 9,5 hours Step 3: take pill #6

Afghaniscran ,

Imagine being dead and looking alive for 10 hours

bakachu ,

Is it just 1 pill for one-time use? I need this information to know if I can reuse some of these pill options.

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
  • Resell my free gravel for huge profits
  • Have a great street magic trick where I ask the spectator to empty a single container out of many with my back turned, but I can always pick out which one

I’ll be Cris Angel, Gravel King

BlemboTheThird ,

Redmond and blutarch are gonna be SEETHING when I collapse the gravel industry

funnystuff97 ,

-Grey Mann

AI_toothbrush ,

You im gonna do some jojo shit with number 2 and 3. You can drown anyone with gravel or silently kill them by making it appear in their body(lungs, veins, etc). You can also use it as an armor. And with teleportation you can do a lot of small teleportations fast to badically travel with sny speed. And depending on how teleportation is defined you can do op stuff with it.

Rolando ,

Earth Bending

dependencyinjection ,

1 and 2.

I bet oysters are pretty cool and have a lot to talk about.

Free gravel. No more pot holes.

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