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NegativeLookBehind ,
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“Fuck you, I’m adding it to my spine collection. That’ll be $1800.”

ubermeisters ,
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Go to physical therapy for 6-8 weeks, it’ll sort itself out

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VikingHippie ,

And of course, they’ll only cover the third and seventh of those weeks.

sjmarf ,

Your spine will make a fine addition to my collection

8BitRoadTrip ,

Not covered by insurance until you hit your $5000 deductible

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

“Now, if you’d like, we can sew your asshole shut and that may just get you over that deductible threshold”

someguy3 ,

Bold words for someone that has no spine.

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, I’d say it’s the opposite, quite spineless

VikingHippie ,

Must be a politician.

lugal ,

Ok, you get your spine but and I keep your liver, deal?

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Albania moment

Sharkwellington ,

Mortal Kombat DLC looking good so far.

Jerkface ,

Sub-zero really got his shit together.

ours ,

Sub-zero M.D: putting that anatomical knowledge to work.

Jerkface ,

There’s no substitute for hands on experience.

asg101 ,

Now we know where congresses spines all went.

Da_Boom ,
@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

I also took your lungs

jkozaka ,
@jkozaka@lemm.ee avatar

And when he woke up, His skeleton was missing! And the doctor was never seen again! Anyways, That’s how I lost my medical license.

Mr_nutter_butter ,
@Mr_nutter_butter@lemmy.world avatar

Such a classic

v_raton ,

Wtf dude

Antitrust7668 ,

Was not expecting that, thanks for the giggle cx

Kolanaki ,
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I wouldn’t have the courage to tell him to put it back since I would be spineless.

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