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JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Hard pass. I only do hot, wet and naked yoga while being observed by bald eagles.

fubarx ,

The genital folding will continue until morale flexibility improves.

mechoman444 ,

Shit. I can only do solar seconds… Dammit! I stopped eating onions for no reason!

random_character_a , (edited )
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

“33 lunar seconds”

You really had to bring relativity to a fucking joga class. How am I supposed to center myself with existential horrors of the block universe and my illusionary free will.

swab148 ,
@swab148@lemm.ee avatar

block universe

Next up: Minecraft yoga

toofpic ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6276fa8e-ee8b-44b7-8485-0bdf5019d21d.jpeg

HikingVet ,

I hesitate to ask about the folding of genitals…

morgunkorn ,
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You have to origami your schlong into a flower or a bird of your choice

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

Congratulations, here is your complimentary tree bark snack.

HikingVet ,

That’s a stated end point not instructions.

rockerface ,

It would certainly explain the loud screaming

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Well, you get your genitals and then you fold them.

maniclucky ,

Yes… but how?

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

I don’t think I’m explaining this right, you grab your genitals and fold it over itself.

YerbaYerba ,

Hotdog or hamburger style?

cornshark ,

I can’t tell you everything, Michael

Kusimulkku ,

That’s what folding@home was all about

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