There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

TheImpressiveX ,
@TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml avatar

FACT: 90% of cringeposters delete their accounts right when they’re about to make a funny post.

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/e872f5fa-2d99-4597-8eee-2720bca14921.webp

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Unfortunately I think that only works from your instance’s perspective. The majority of lemmy can still see the CIA oppressing you!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/59d87c1c-e14e-4cc0-a995-2475a6181fd7.png

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I can’t see it, therefore it’s not happening.

Zacryon ,
@Zacryon@feddit.org avatar

I wonder how you’re breathing. /j

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I can’t see it, therefo— oh god oh no

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

R.I.P

@SnotFlickerman

You was a real one.

TwoBeeSan ,

Thx bb. Will continue to shitpost to hearts content. Someone has to read it which means I’ve already won.

Like those billboards that say does advertising work? JUST DID

zante ,

And mod bots to remove them it seems

Decoy321 ,

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Alteon ,

Hey! It’s me! The CIA!

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

You’re the problem. It’s you.

spacecadet ,

Prove it, give me your social security number

simplejack ,
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

1

Asafum ,

Username checks out

crusa187 ,

Gah, I knew it! Curse you deep state!!

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

The only time I get down voted is when taking about the definition of a burger or my thoughts on Mojang.

TheFriendlyDickhead ,

What is your definition of a burger?

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Ground meat formed into a patty

MelodiousFunk ,

Nobody else has stepped up so far, so I guess I’ll downvote you to keep the streak going.

I got no horse in this race but if I can help someone feel better during the course of the day, it’s been a good day.

TheFriendlyDickhead ,

Fuck you!

Sotuanduso ,

What’s this about Mojang?

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

I try to not shit on them every time they breathe.

Like, It’s okay to be critical when a company makes a decision you disagree with, but I feel like there’s a lot of hate anytime they make any of public statement.

Sotuanduso ,

I agree with you, but I’m obligated to downvote.

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Fair enough

MentalEdge ,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Don’t worry, I will never stop posting anime girls

niktemadur , (edited )

Phew… for a long minute there, I thought paranoia was getting the best of me, glad to see it’s still the good ol’ capitalist secret police state who are actually looking at me through that crack in the wall.

JadenSmith ,

You mean that’s what the hole in the wall was for?

Oh dear…

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, this is reasonable.

atro_city ,

CIA and Kremlin: shake hands together

DogPeePoo ,

🤝

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where_am_i ,

CIA bots will downvote this, because it’s true: Harris is not a legal US national, her birth certificate was forged. Be careful who you vote for!

pigup ,

Thanks I needed to hear this 🙏

nickwitha_k ,

I kinda envy folks who think that they have enough geopolitical importance for the CIA/NSA/ThreeLetterAgencies to be keeping tabs on them. I mean, it generally comes with a lot of baggage and delusions but, constantly that level of self-esteem and assuredness must be nice (not that I’m super low in my adult life).

Now, influence campaigns? That’s a different animal altogether. There’ve been too many on the modern Internet for too long.

kameecoding , (edited )

Nice try CIA, trying to lull me into a false sense of insecurity, that I am less important than I think, pffft

Veneroso ,

Insecurity is exactly where you need to be!

Veneroso , (edited )

NICKWITHA_K (HE/HIM)You’re the only person who can see this message right now.
Cease your investigations immediately! The FIVE EYES are on to your deception. Stand outside of your house and stare at the sky to receive corrective programing.
Or travel to the nearest cloning center for retirement. ___

Oh don’t be silly!

urfavlaura ,

can’t they just make an instance with fake accounts?

elidoz ,

it would be like r/subredditsimultor

bruhbeans ,

I’m actually not funny

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