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GetOffMyLan ,

My friend works at a fast food place. You wouldn’t believe some of the stuff they’ve had to deal with. People are disgusting.

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

You’ve never worked retail, have you?

brokenlcd ,

In middle school we had a kid that routinely smeared shit over the entirety of the stall he used; i totally understand them for putting up that sign

Seraph ,
@Seraph@fedia.io avatar

The problem is the sort of person this applies to will respond:

"That sign won't stop me because I can't read!"

lugal ,

“I’m picto dyslexic.”

palordrolap ,

Are you aware of the legendary Ryan's Steakhouse story?

Hell, that thing might be an urban legend, but it's supremely well written and if I was in graphic design, that story alone would probably lead me to thinking that selling signs like this would be a good idea.

If you haven't heard it, a web search for "The Steakhouse incident" (with quotes) or "macaroni beef toilet story" (no quotes) will probably turn up yet another re-hosting of it.

For the lazy, here's one I found just now: http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html

cm0002 ,

Manager: This looks like a job for THE HOSE

Lmao

st0rmy ,

I haven’t seen this since the late 90s / early 00s!!! Thanks for this!

wjrii ,

Now I want some big fat yeast rolls. Nobody else does them quite right.

Yep, that’s my takeaway from that.

Oh, also the JATO Guy story.

You_are_dust ,

Well I guess reading that is now a permanent memory for me.

wise_pancake ,

I was laughing so hard reading this that I had to read it to my wife and we both have been laughing historically at it

stay_on_target ,

In my experience, the “NO” figure should be bent over a bit more in order to project onto the wall behind the toilet as well as the ceiling above. No better memory of working retail than going up to my boss and explaining why I needed to know where the spare ceiling tiles were.

KevonLooney ,

Reminder to anyone still working retail: if your job description isn’t “janitor”, you don’t need to clean that up. It’s a biohazard and they can pay more expensive people with better equipment to do it.

Nostalgia ,

Retail. The horror stories my better half tells will make your skin crawl.

bastion ,

Truly a shitpost.

KingJalopy ,

Steve-Os PCP saved my life comes to mind.

Maybe that was a different movie though can’t remember.

samus12345 ,
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https://c.tenor.com/lNoJoH_pOrIAAAAC/tenor.gif

wise_pancake ,

Jesus that’s realistic

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s the DivX logo in the corner that gets me.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Men’s room

Sabin10 ,

I saw this in a Japanese convenience store. Makes you wonder.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9d53ee84-34ca-4e19-997d-06aa9bf5726d.jpeg

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

In some countries the toilets are sort of embedded in the floor and you squat over them. There’s some evidence that this is a healthier way to poop. But if you’ve only ever squatted in your life a toilet might be as confusing as the three shells.

Pantsofmagic ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/84aad4c9-4300-4ae2-a74d-8784a97c11af.jpeg

MintyAnt ,

1984

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

Having worked as a dishwasher in a chain restaurant, whose job it was to clean the bathrooms in the middle of the day after a busload of septuagenarians have done pretty much this: Yes, yes we absolutely need this sign.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Having seen the occasional superfunded chain restaurant men’s room, I know for a fact this sign is needed, and yet probably won’t help. I have to imagine the kind of person who will do that to a restroom, and leave it that way, isn’t going to see this sign and say “OOOOOH that makes sense. I was totally gonna do that until I saw this sign.”

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