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mechoman444 ,

Ya. I’m good on poop coffee.

kandoh ,

If you’re thrifty like myself you can eat the beans yourself for a homemade version

CoffeeJunkie ,

The thing is, it tastes good. It’s very smooth, the beans are cleaned & roasted in an oven for 20-28 mins. Ground. Then probably, likely mixed with boiling water unless you’re doing cold brew.

It’s very sanitary & idk as others say maybe it’s because the animals eat the best cherries & it’s got nothing to do with the digestion. In any case: it is tasty.

Shady_Shiroe ,
@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world avatar

What I want to know is, what was someone smoking when they decided they should try making coffee out of literal sh#t. I want the details on how it was discovered.

Swedneck ,
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i would wager that any coffee given the special care that this stuff is given will taste really quite good, and certainly good enough that there’s no reason to perform animal abuse to get this specific kind.

primrosepathspeedrun ,

eating cat poop: 👎 drinking cat poop: 👍

Kusimulkku ,

I guess you can eat the coffee beans too

ynthrepic ,
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If I recall Coyote Peterson’s crew ate some… yep, haha. They definitely thought some of the essence of dung carried over to the final product.

A_Random_Idiot ,

If someone served me literal-shit coffee, I’d punch them in the mouth.

distantsounds ,
werefreeatlast ,

This sounds like the way COVID got started.

cmbabul ,

Got sharted*

CptEnder ,

That is a legendary grumper though.

Zozano ,
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Fairly standard Monday grog bog by my estimation.

SSJMarx ,

you couldn’t, uh, and this might make me sound like a plebian, I know, but couldn’t you, like, ferment the beans yourself?

Daxtron2 ,

But then they can’t sell it for a ridiculous price

Swedneck ,
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the animal abuse really adds that special je-ne-sais-quoi

primrosepathspeedrun ,

im not sure its abuse? I know at first they were just collecting cat poop in the wild.

it being abuse wouldn’t shock me, but it seems like the only thing necessary to make this is just, like, the civets eating stuff they normally eat, then collecting their poop.

h3h3productions ,

I heard they’re kept in cages and force fed the beans.

SpaceCowboy ,
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I learned this from Morgan Freeman.

benderbeerman ,

Me: spits coffee into the barrista’s face “yo, this coffee tastes like dirt!”

Barrista: “well it was fresh ground this morning.”

Slovene ,

Get out! Dad jokes is that way --> !dadjokes

banazir ,
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It’s pretty good actually. Tastes way less like shit than your average cup of coffee anyway.

Kusimulkku ,

It had a very smooth taste from what I remember. Good coffee but not that special tasting imo.

lemming741 ,

I remember reading that wild animals just eat the best cherries, it has nothing to do with the digestion. The caged animals are just making shit beans.

skvlp ,

A big part of this story is that the civets are very picky and only eat the best coffee cherries. There might of course also be other factors, but the pickiness is key.

IkarusHagen2 ,

Sometimes coffee is shit

schloppah ,
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I’m gonna throw up. What the fuck

hungryphrog ,

it would have cost you nothing to not share this with us

BruceTwarzen ,

I think it’s important to know that humans treat these animals like absolute shit to literally drink their shit that doesn’t even taste good, but it’s expensive

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