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WagnasT ,

Because USB would be gross

BugleFingers ,

It needs to sell the pee data to advertisers.

DannyBoy ,

Wrong community, this should be in pissposting

Feathercrown ,

Cheaper than running plumbing through the walls

chetradley ,

Just be careful you don’t accidentally connect your earbuds to it.

werefreeatlast ,

For pee counters and penis size statistics. Both very important in the world of science about the penis and the pee.

Melvin_Ferd ,

Jokes on them dicks too small for sensors

PriorityMotif ,
@PriorityMotif@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine if there was a leaderboard. Longest pee, most volume, most yellow, etc. You would need video to prove that they didn’t cheat though.

werefreeatlast ,

You mean PeeTube? PeeTube is also the name of the astronaut pee device based pee device that doesn’t need video to measure your penis length. Simply insert your penis into the spring loaded tube (it’s just a tube with lots of springs in it). As your penis skin touches the springs, the penis length is measured. The current model is a 256SpT (Springs per Tube), which allows for a penis length resolution in 12"/256 increments.

slackassassin ,

It’s how we know pee is stored in the balls.

Caitlyynn ,
@Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Everything is better with Bluetooth, obviously

Macaroni_ninja ,
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

For many things. For IR or heat activated urinals you can set the sensitivity when they actuate, the flush volume, schedule regular cleaning cycles, and see statistics of usage, with some models remaining battery power, etc

When you are a maintenance guy in an office building with 100+ of these bad boys it helps a lot.

Melvin_Ferd ,

Where is this? Rimworld?

RememberTheApollo_ ,

A stadium large theater could have more than just a few.

niktemadur ,

For the blockchain.

Now can somebody explain to me why this needs the blockchain?

Pee-powered shitcoin mining!
Or would that rather be… pisscoin?

werefreeatlast ,

30 years later… Today is a day that will leave in yellow infamy! As pisscoin collapses, many drunkards and even regular people are finding creative ways of pissing outside the American standard urinal!

Num10ck ,
cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

To transfer your pee via bluetooth, obviously.

pHr34kY ,

We call it “streaming”.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

You ever play Death Stranding? It’s so they can turn your pee into grenades that harm ghosts.

warbond ,

Serious answer: it’s a “smart” urinal, in that it can report usage statistics, alert maintenance staff to problems, and be remotely controlled.

If you’re in the facilities maintenance business, Bluetooth-enabled equipment can be a good way to get an operational technology network up and running without a lot of costly retrofit.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Unserious Answer: it counts the fluid as it passes, because the last counting guy kept getting the count wrong and so people would grossly overpay/underpay when they used the urinal

fubarx ,

So you can play your favorite, relaxing playlist.

militaryintelligence ,

So they can have an app on your phone. Easy advertisement through notifications, and can suckle the personal data teat

TheFrogThatFlies ,

Did you ever think about how there is an average penis size measurement?

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Maybe finally someone will take into account Yaw

EmoDuck ,

So the penis inspectior that shows up at my house two times a month is a fraud?

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