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tooclose104 ,
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He’s like Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon, obviously

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Retractable teeth in action:

https://i.imgur.com/2Jlrw4l.gif

Smokeydope ,
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Honytawk ,

Cybernetic enhancements

Those teeth are nanomachines son.

TheLightItBurns ,

The La Li Lu Le Lo?!

noxy ,
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why the fuck isn’t he a donkey

sirico ,
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Pre-ripe banana mode Overripe banana mode

lastunusedusername2 ,

They’re just flaccid. They get erect when he’s hungry.

Mwallerby ,
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Just awful, 10/10

RVGamer06 ,

Awful, take my upvote

No_Eponym ,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

More importantly, why are your teeth not retractable?

roguetrick ,

Expand dong.

zanyllama52 ,
@zanyllama52@infosec.pub avatar

Donkey Kong Dentures lol wtf fantastic

dharmacurious ,

His people evolved to prioritize oral sex.

JohnDClay ,
pooberbee ,

She donkey on my kong 'til I country

Blackout ,
@Blackout@kbin.run avatar

Nobody has ever asked for more teeth when getting a DJ

swab148 ,
@swab148@lemm.ee avatar

Speak for yourself!

rockSlayer ,

I’m generally not concerned about how much teeth my DJ has

DJDarren , (edited )

I never brushed my teeth enough as a kid, so I have fewer teeth than I’d like.

Vladkar ,
DrSleepless ,

Dentures

NegativeInf ,

Being a gorilla dentist sounds like an exceptionally dangerous job.

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