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HootinNHollerin ,

Is that Snoop Dogg in the profile pic?

sentientity ,

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

davidagain ,

I don’t understand why this is a shitpost? I mean, other than it’s shit, and here it is being posted. Shouldn’t a shitpost have some sort of intelligence or self-awareness or humor or something? I don’t get it.

Sam_Bass ,

I still use single and twin blades. 3 and up are just sales gimmicks.

KnightontheSun ,

I don’t know…the commercial with the cartoon showing sixteen blades are needed for that baby smooth face seemed pretty convincing.

NABDad ,

Good thing I’m not a conservative so I don’t have to shave with that piece of crap.

DE for me!

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Didn’t even notice that it’s a SE handle lol. What, they not man enough to handle a real man’s razor?

(This is a joke. Shave with whatever the hell you want as long as you’re not creating a shit ton of plastic)

blackbrook ,

Finally, a razor that’s specialized for shaving assholes!

mysticpickle ,

Jesus fuck that’s some 3rd degree burn 😂

1995ToyotaCorolla ,
@1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world avatar

Almost as bad as the burn you’ll get from their razors

Rolando ,

What about:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ccd6fb97-1fc1-4eaf-8ffa-8f4263be74e9.png

Ep1cFac3pa1m OP ,
@Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not a razor.

THIS is a razor.

BreadOven ,

You call that a spoon?

This is a spoon! 🥄

h0rnman ,

I see you’ve played knifey-spooney before…

Ilovethebomb ,

What’s funny about that scene, is he hides his actual razor and starts shaving with the blade when he has an audience.

Ioughttamow ,

did he gnash his teeth and bite the recess lady's breast?

db2 ,

Liberal corporate culture 🤯

CaptDust ,

How else would you explain those companies that put a rainbow on their logo for a few weeks every year?

xtr0n ,

How else would you explain those companies that put a rainbow on their logo for a few weeks every year?

Perforative rainbow washing? 95% of those companies still donate to GOP candidates that fight gay and trans rights every step of the way.

CaptDust ,

That’s sort of the joke, ‘liberal corporate culture’ are token gestures, corps are team 💵 and nothing else.

T00l_shed ,

Please tell me this is satire.

ceenote ,

Not only is it not, its not even the only product marketed this way. Off the top of my head I’ve heard of anti woke coffee, beer, phones, foods… I don’t remember what any of them are called because that’s not a good use of brain space.

Gullible ,

What’s woke coffee? Every coffee joint I can think of, diners and artisanal shops excluded, are the union bustingest, republican donatingest, fair weather friends in the world.

LucasWaffyWaf ,

Black Rifle coffee, I’m assuming. The American coffee with guns on the cans.

blindbunny ,

Kyle rittenhouse’s coffee of choice!

T00l_shed ,

Caffienated coffee should be woke 😂

T00l_shed ,

I knew it wasn’t. But I was holding out for the tiniest sliver of hope.

usualsuspect191 ,

anti woke coffee

Decaf?

niktemadur ,

anti-woke coffee made by A.I. on the blockchain

kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

I’m gonna make some tooth brushes in two marginally different styles and sell one in rainbow and various LGBT flag patterns for the left and sell the other in camo, thin blue line flag and gun metal grey patterns for the right. Market the hell out of both of them based solely on being ideologically polarized to those each side hates. Milk everyone on both sides of their cash. And when they finally inevitably find out that they’re both produced by the same company, I’ll gamify it, posting weekly sales totals for each line and promising 20% of the profits at the end of the year get donated the a non-profit supported by the winning side. Let them fight each other by paying me. Also, no matter how overwhelming one side was actually winning, my posts would always indicate that it is a really close race, so that if just a few more people bought them, it might make a big difference.

That’s all bullshit, I’d never do that because I’m not evil. But dozens of Libertarian sociopaths are taking notes right now.

sunzu ,

fake news... real men use safety razors.

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein ,

Alpha males wait until they develop rust for that real manly rugged shave.

sunzu ,

no pain, no gain

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

Like this?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c1da1a2f-6dc6-4aa4-a7d1-977a413cf15f.jpeg

Gillette platinum razors, baby

GBU_28 ,

Bluebird razor is liiiife

sunzu ,

This here is a man proper, ladies!

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

Ahem, gentlemen ;)

sunzu ,

Get it boys!!!!

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

Fellas, is it gay to shave? /s

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

ID on the bowl?

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

Mug and razor handle are both Edwin Jagger.

BreadOven ,

100 blades for $20, yes please.

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

I spent $100 for 105 packs about 10 years ago, and I still have about 25 packs left. Although, I did go through long periods where I had a beard for a several years.

Track_Shovel ,

Those are solid. I found Voskhod razors E X T R E M E L Y consistent between blades and comparably as smooth as platinum, nacets, silver blue.

I cut the shit out of my face with just about everything else I tried.

If anyone reading this is new to shaving, I would recommend Gillette as a good starting point and then try other brands. Don’t get a variety pack, because you get a bunch of shit blades.

I use Creamo shave cream and like it. It’s cheap as fuck, and nice and thick. You can control how thick with how much water you use. I found other creams get pretty watery pretty quickly

peopleproblems ,

Every other form of shaving is torture.

Like I really didn’t believe the hype until I got one. I was scared at first of nicking myself, but I haven’t done it once in the two years I’ve used it

toomanypancakes ,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

I shave my vag with a safety razor because I’m alpha as fuck

sunzu ,

Go on!

rand_alpha19 ,

Yeah, I'm trying to get my wife to switch because she always complains about a less-than-smooth shave and ingrown hairs with "normal" razors, both legs and bush lol. I haven't shaved since like 2014 (I only use an electric trimmer), but if I did shave, it would be with a safety razor.

saltesc ,

This is where a bunch of American Lemmintons get confused because they’ve misunderstood what liberalism is all along, thanks to their media telling them anti-woke conservatives are “libs”.

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

You need one (1) razor and that’s a Wolfman WR1 with Perma-Sharp Super blades. Everything else is cope

EtherWhack ,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

I prefer my Rockwell SS 6S with sharks

ProIsh ,

I prefer my sharks with lazer beams

popekingjoe ,
@popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

All we have are sea bass.

KnightontheSun ,

Ill-tempered?

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Sharks are good too but I can’t find them local anymore and I’ll be fucked to put a whole online order for a pack of blades

ruckblack ,

That’s what I use too, with feathers

minibyte ,

I’m running an old Gillette with Super Max Platinum blades – they work well enough. I got a 500 pack on ebay for $20 so I guess I’m set for life.

Hikermick ,

I’ve been looking to eliminate disposable plastic razors but yikes those prices are steep! Are they permanently sharp or something? There is zero info on their website unless I’m missing something

CaptDust ,

It’s a fancy handle (admittedly, very fancy) for safety razor blades or double edge blades. The blades themselves are generic/interchangeable and a lot cheaper.

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

It was mainly a joke. Just thinking of the most expensive, esoteric, unattainable maker I could think of from back in my r/wetshaving days. Safety razors are the best way to shave, but just about anything will do great

Mnem667 ,

Lol. I’ll stick with my Gillette Tech and Astra Stainless. Thanks for the thought though.

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