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goldenbug ,

HAMSTER
A DENTIST
HARD PORN
STEVEN SEAGULL

dejected_warp_core ,
cerement ,
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

“I lost at Jeopardy, baby!”

gramathy ,

That’s just the weird al song

SkunkWorkz ,

In that one Macklemore song. For a long while I thought he was singing “So we put our hands up like the silly can holders” instead of “like the ceiling can’t hold us”

BlastboomStrice ,
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Lol, my version was “So we put our hands up like the silly can’t hold us”

corey0k ,

Don’t go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and “straits” your used to

Which makes so much more sense. Why would you say “lakes”. You already said river, which is a moving body of water. Why are we changing it from a moving body of water to a non-moving one? Isn’t it supposed to be a metaphor for not being able to chase a water fall because it’s impossible. But you can follow a strait or river, which is just another progression of life. Lakes have no progress. And yes I consider a passage way for water progression.

Rubanski ,

Chasing lakes is like super easy mode mb?

Vespair ,

🎵 Hold me close now, Tony Danza 🎵

loweffortname ,
@loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Count the Emmys on your wall!

Lay me down and tell me who’s the boss!

I’m sure that Angela will never know!

Prethoryn ,
@Prethoryn@lemmy.world avatar

Going to ruin one for you guys.

One Republic’s Too Late to Apologize.

I used to think they said “it’s too late for Papa Johns.” I have told my friends and family and they can’t hear the original lyrics anymore. Every time I hear that song that is what I hear.

MilitantAtheist ,

We played in metal bands when growing up. One guy heard “Ride the sky” by Helloween and thought they sang “One must die”.

When he found out what it really was he used “One must die” for his own song.

youtu.be/r6h7Ojq0sSs?si=dEfVe6REeGR7NINf

At 17:28

MissingInteger ,

There’s a bathroom on the right 🎶

loweffortname ,
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gladflag ,

I saw a local (Aussie) punk band once and thought they were singing about “titties and cheesecake”, turns out it was “tinnies on tuesday“. Needless to say I was pretty disappointed. They were perhaps more disappointed when I told them in the beer garden after the show. I still wish for titties and cheesecake.

PM_ME_WRISTS_GIRL ,

_I’m an alien I’m a Lithuanian I’m an Englishman in New York _

johannesvanderwhales ,

I tried this to the tune of I’m a Bitch, I’m a Lover and got confused.

Pilon23 ,
someguy3 , (edited )
ByteOnBikes ,
BeMoreCareful ,

That’s wildly disturbing.

Like way more than it makes sense for it to be.

Lycist ,

Instead of “I showed my faith to the man in charge” its “I showed my feet to the man in charge”, I like my version way better.

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