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simple ,

Die Mart sounds really metal, I wonder what they sell there

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

It’s actually just a German superette. Bit of a red herring

Etterra ,

Potassium vaccines.

roguetrick , (edited )

Wouldn’t kill you, or if it’s enough to do so, it wouldn’t be very fast. You need the potassium to be injected in a vein to work, intermuscular injections don’t absorb to the heart fast enough. It would, however, fucking HURT and cause potential necrosis and amputation.

Now imagine what botched lethal injections are like.

gnutrino ,

Dice, obviously.

Frozengyro ,

You can only get one though.

pacmondo ,

Its just german, it says “The Mart”

Viking_Hippie ,

Oh, you mean like that loveable scamp Bart Simpson?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/55d2dcd3-6a86-47a1-977a-25e79a96a05b.jpeg

errer ,

Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man!

Viking_Hippie ,

Natürlich!

Etterra ,

Machine tools, but only half. Taps are in a different shop.

Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

Tit loans please.

Can I loan a pair of DD’s for a few weeks. I’d like to see how they suit me.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Spongebob narrator voice: moments laturr…

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/1ac13995-d65f-406f-9ad6-1a67da1bcb33.webp

Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

Those are like K or L cups lol.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

No, K cups look like this:

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/f5f5ff6c-a065-4487-886e-4e5832524079.jpeg

Viking_Hippie ,

Last time I send you bra shopping!

Siegfried ,

I wouldn’t ask for a banana for scale here

TexasDrunk , (edited )

Several years ago my friend sent me a photo of a local Brake Check location down the street from his house at night with some of the letters burned out so that it said Bra Check. This post prompted me to ask him if he still had it so that I can make my first Lemmy post.

xorollo ,

And? How is your first post coming? It’s been five hours. Is your friend OK?

TexasDrunk ,

No word yet.

TexasDrunk ,

He no longer has it, or at least couldn’t find it. The search continues.

xorollo ,

Ahhhhhhhh, I’m still holding out hope

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

do you mean brake check? did the brake check sign break?

TexasDrunk ,

Yes. Fixed. Fingers moved faster than my brain.

Thanks for the heads up!

mechoman444 ,

Is that the gas station from my house.wad?

linkinkampf19 ,
@linkinkampf19@lemmy.world avatar

Could be, gotta check if the Slurpee machine gives you 200 health.

waz ,

There is a shoe store where I used to live named Red’s Shoe Barn. I was always hoping the correct lights would fail to make their sign read “ed’s hoe Bar”. To my knowledge it never happened, but I don’t know.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

If it doesn’t happen on its own, you might have to help a little…

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m a guy, I’m already damned to tit loans. I only get to borrow tits for awhile.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Try growing your own at home with this one weird supplement (estrogen)

stoy ,

I would pick hell, people have told me to go there, so I’d check out what the fuzz is all about.

davidagain ,

Yeah, that’s a definite ass world for me, because whilst I might visit tit loans out of curiosity, ass world is where I am sure I would want to go regularly.

FiniteBanjo ,

The spacing between tit and loans makes me think it is two separate features of this locale.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/d7b022ab-0c8e-448e-b6bb-2e0bf9d606a4.png

mechoman444 ,

My mind cannot process this picture so I’m choosing to block it out.

FiniteBanjo ,

Image Transcript: Sexy lady lets you put one dollar bills on her while convincing you to sign off on a 4% 8 year auto loan (fine print says compounding quarterly).

Thcdenton ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d6d9e177-cbc3-4ffd-ae15-5568b075c0c6.gif

FiniteBanjo ,

Read the room, pal, some people are choosing Ass World.

Thcdenton ,

Oh I can read the room, and the room needed a bonk

FiniteBanjo ,

You didn’t bonk the room, though. You bonked me.

Thcdenton ,

bonk

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/51263fde-0e7a-4a8c-9833-72a15e8e911a.jpeg

TheFresh16 ,

As a transfem enby fighting with insurance in the US South, I’ll give Tit Loans a whirl

StThicket ,

Hell means luck in Norse.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That might explain why there is a Hell in Michigan.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

and light/pale in German (and it’s ilk).

linkinkampf19 ,
@linkinkampf19@lemmy.world avatar

Hell looks awfully familiar… Something about happiness.

Viking_Hippie ,

Hell looks like a warm gun? 🤔

linkinkampf19 ,
@linkinkampf19@lemmy.world avatar

Only if it’s the BFG9000.

ramius345 ,

myhouse.wad

linkinkampf19 ,
@linkinkampf19@lemmy.world avatar

Ding ding ding. What a mindfuck it was.

iamjackflack ,

Something something fight club, no wait that’s not right

linkinkampf19 ,
@linkinkampf19@lemmy.world avatar

Something something Tyler Durden… Nah still not right. Plenty of mayhem tho.

iamjackflack ,

Maybe happiness is worth fighting for, who knows…

linkinkampf19 ,
@linkinkampf19@lemmy.world avatar

memory=entryrrrr////// triggered

toomanypancakes ,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Tit loans for sure, I could use a bit of a bust boost

variants , (edited )

I remember a shoe store called dsw shoes had an S burned out so it was just dsw hoes. which makes more sense because dsw stands for designer shoe warehouse so why add an extra shoes at the end to make it designer shoe warehouse shoes

radicalautonomy , (edited )

No one believes me, but I swear one time the store’s lights were fucky at a Roomstore location I was driving by, and it looked like Poonstore.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Probably because you forgot to take a picture

radicalautonomy ,

This was back in the late 90s before cell phones were common, and I didn’t happen to have a camera in my car at the time.

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