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KonalaKoala , (edited )
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You are lucky the cop didn’t get out of their car, come to your driver’s side window, and point a gun at you yelling, “GET OUT OF THE F***ING CAR NOW! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR RECKLESS VEHICLE REVERSING AND DAMAGE TO POLICE PROPERTY!”, while preparing the open the door or smash the window in to pull you out by force and drag you down to the ground to arrest you.

Schorsch ,

Found the US citizen, I guess.

(Risky comment, I know. Pls don’t roast me. )

NucleusAdumbens ,

Boom, roasted

Schorsch ,

Look, I said don’t! And I was nice about it!!

EleventhHour , (edited )
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

It’s all good,
he just drove off,
Sometimes life‘s OK

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Sometimes.

Sorry I ran my mouth off a bit too much What did I say?

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

It’s all good,
You just laughed it off,
It was all ok

WarmSoda OP ,

[record scratch] I took a potted plant out to the woods and set it free

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

I’m gonna tell the owners
just how nice
that was of me

WarmSoda OP ,

You guys are awesome

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

❤️ hope you feel better!

WarmSoda OP ,

I’ll float on, it’s ok

Delonix ,

Better hope it was native or that lyric is very irresponsible.

WarmSoda OP ,

You’re right. I doubt he checked the little plastic thing stuck in the soil with it.

the_toast_is_gone ,

And we’ll all float on agai-ain

And we’ll all float on again

And we’ll all float on agai-ain

And we’ll all float on anyway, well

EvilEyedPanda ,

Don’t worry, even if things end up a bit, too heavy we’ll all float on, alright!

brbposting ,

How is that a lyric in a song I’ve heard a million times

WarmSoda OP ,

Be…cause it’s a song you heard a lot?
I’m just guessing tho

brbposting ,

But never really _ heard_ apparently

WarmSoda OP ,

Gotcha. Nice, that whole album is great. The albums before are arguably even better.

HATEFISH ,

How fucked are you?

WarmSoda OP ,

Depends if your mom comes over for an hour, or six.

unreachable ,
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Luminocta ,

Gracious hostility, love it.

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