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ShaunaTheDead ,

Reminds me, I drive a school bus part-time and my bus has a malfunctioning sensor in the transmission and so on the screen on the dashboard it says "CHECK TRANS". So every morning I'm like looks down at crotch "yup, still trans!"

froh42 ,

Now I am completely unsure whether to call this a dad joke.

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

Dad jokes are for everyone!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fa4c0497-cceb-4593-8ce0-ddb339136173.webp

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Torque reduction planetary gears ready to take extreme loads whilst nicely ribbed and lubed for your pleasure.

lemmyman ,

I love a nice thick spline shaft in my tight bore

saltesc ,

angular momentum on the fly intensifies

Evil_Shrubbery ,

The literal fly on the flywheel clings on for dear life, intensifyingly so.

Sparky ,
@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m ready for the trans mission, but are you ready for the transistor? https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/c9b5821a-f4e8-4ff9-9b1c-d77f576939b1.png

Dicska ,

Does it have a trans sister?

Got_Bent ,

I prefer my trans sister to be twisted

Apthianos ,

youtu.be/XTGiEmrcCP8?si=_qxqjmXnVpD5ZQFQ

ShaunaTheDead ,

lol holy shit that was really funny!

Tar_alcaran ,

Fully Automatic Trans Mission?

Bgugi ,

Fully semi automatic.

saltesc ,

Clutch

IkarusHagen2 ,

When i hear those talking points i really could shift into a higher gear of rage

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe it should’ve been the gay engineda?

cinabongo ,

What’s gaya genda?

Sam_Bass ,

Just dont misplace the checkballs in the valvebody

werefreeatlast ,

Have you noticed how transmissions have no cockpit? But they look like a thing you could comfortably sit on. Before automatics they had stick shifts.

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