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bruhduh ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/475969c6-e588-48a1-bc62-1608abcaef8b.jpeg

thefluffiest ,

It’s nicely al Dante

Threeme2189 ,

Listen man, you’ve won the internet for today.
I was laughing for a solid minute!

aeronmelon ,

You can use the radiant heat from that fish to cook another fish.

nicknonya ,
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that thing has achieved a self sustained fusion reaction

Retrograde ,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

It is no longer fish, just nuclear science

postmateDumbass ,

Springfield Nuclear Power Plant strikes again!

baatliwala ,

Nuclear fisshion

qyron ,

You can hammer it, quench it and sharpen it after that.

mhague ,

Looks like a lava shader material preview but instead of a ball they used something food shaped.

Skepticpunk ,

Nah, it’s a fish from Monster Hunter. You get it from fishing in a volcano.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t know anakin was a fish

Iron_Lynx ,

If it’s red from black-body radiation, you should be more than fine with regards to contaminants.

You should be more concerned with nutrition. Or the current complete lack thereof. After all, anything healthy has by that point gone up in smoke.

Iron_Lynx ,

Not to forget that if it’s glowing red, it may be hot enough to set your head on fire the instant you stick it in your mouth. So do not eat anything that’s glowing red from black-body radiation

TrickDacy ,

So glad to see tips like “hey everyone you should actually not eat glowing embers”

Bloodyhog ,

Stickers like “Do not attempt to dry your cat in the microwave oven” are there for a reason.

Asidonhopo ,

Glowing blue or white is still safe though, right?

Iron_Lynx ,

If the item shows any black-body radiation in the wavelength range of visible light, i.e. it can be seen with the Mk. 1 Eyeball, it’s absolutely too hot too touch, let alone eat.

DmMacniel ,

Magma Fish

Gilles_D ,

Killed twice

therealjcdenton ,

Just pop it in the microwave with some tinfoil around it to keep in the heat, that should solve the issue

can ,

Fuck it, throw it in the dishwasher

gnate ,

I’d say you’re safe, looks like you’ve got the high ground.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Bonfire fished.

magic_lobster_party ,

Ember restored

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Great Caviar Spawn Defeated

Shady_Shiroe ,
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You need some uranium to cook it all the way

Andromxda ,
@Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I suggest Plutonium

Thcdenton ,

Forged in the fires of Mt. Doom

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