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Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The text is even funnier because this guy looks like a Dollar Tree Elijah Wood.

BreadOven ,

He’s a comedian (Chris Fleming), he has some funny stuff.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Dollar Tree Elijah Wood.

Damn, dude, still chuckling over this. Funnier the longer I think about it.

proper ,
@proper@lemmy.world avatar

you fell into a mentholated butthole?

GrymEdm OP , (edited )

I fell into a burning ring of fire. I wiped down, down, down and the flames went higher. And it burns, burns, burns - the ring of fire. The ring of fire.

Sam_Bass ,

Just wait til your scrotum starts flaking off

sentient_loom ,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a feature, not a bug.

Plum ,

Dr Bronner’s Peppermint Gang rise up

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

The green Gold Bond powder is… interesting.

mvirts ,

Peppermint butthole forever

cerement ,
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

mustard plaster

GrymEdm OP ,

“If left in place for too long, it can produce first-degree burns to the skin.” Oof, beats menthol body wash that’s for sure!

fl42v ,

I mean, it’s not THAT bad (admittedly, coming from sb who managed to get a burn from literally everything that goes remotely hot in their possession, from placing a hand on a steam cooker to touching dead ICs).

thisbenzingring ,

reminds me of that one time I used bengay on my hamstrings… oh boy

maniii ,

Chubbyemu did a video of some dude doing permanent damage by bengay to the sac. I am not sure if survival but invalid or ded-ded.

DO NOT APPLY ANYTHING BUT SAFE SOAP + WATER TO SENSITIVE AREAS! Else You too “might make A recovery” or “might not make it”.

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