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saltesc ,

I’m Jim Shit, owner of Shit Posts, and my family has been making posts for four generations. We care very much about our business name being used for shitposts.

Viking_Hippie OP ,

My apologies, Mr Shit. How’s your wife Lotta doing?

saltesc ,

She’s good. Dip just started college too. He’ll be a good Shit. Excited for him to take on the family business one day so long as he stops listening to his uncle Bull—always filling his head with stupid ideas. I’ll be glad when he moves back in with Fulla and we can enjoy some peace in the Shit house again.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Shit house

The well built brick one up Shit Creek?

tygerprints ,

Aren't all posts basically shitposts and also shit posts? I mean none of this is going into "the collected book of 21st century wisdom." True that nobody cares what you have to say - so what difference does it make. Say what you want and let the buffalo chips fall wherever they will.

flambonkscious ,

Are buffalo chips at all related to poker chips?

The_Ferry ,

Unfortunately you are mistaking them for bison chips which are indeed a distant relative of poker chips

tygerprints ,

Maybe it's just something we say here in the west. "buffalo chips" instead of saying "sh#t." I think people used to say it more in the olden days.

tygerprints ,

You could use them that way, but it would be advisable to wear a clothes pin on your nostrils.

flambonkscious ,

Thanks, I get it now…

june ,

A shitpost is the fact that I’m going to rainforest cafe for my 40th birthday in Vegas.

A shit post is that I’m going to rainforest cafe for my 40th birthday in Vegas.

We are not the same.

flambonkscious ,

Sorry champ, I’m gonna need a diagram with this one

baggins ,

Yep, you’ve done a shit post. Congratulations

lowleveldata ,

cheers

Teon ,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

What about shit-posts? We are people too!!

ItsAFake ,

People take their shitpost communities too damn seriously, I mean come on it’s shit tier comedy at best, who is out there holding Shitposts up like they’re the holy grail or something. All shitpost are shit posts, that’s the fuckin point!

Back in my day when someone did a shitpost you didn’t sit there comparing it on a scale of jeans to beans, no we took our shitposts for what they were, a minute of joy that is over as soon as it’s done, it’s like when you go get an icecream, it’s great for a while, then you’re hands are covered in cream and you’re banned from ever practising open heart surgery at Bethesda Medical Training Hospital, it’s done and you’re off on your next adventure as if you didn’t accidentally kill America’s next top plasterer.

All in all tho, there’s top quality Shitposts on here and those people complaining need to remember that everything’s made up and the points don’t matter.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

in 50 years shitposts will be the fine wine of culture just you wait

ItsAFake ,

Shitposting is a core human trait, history is filled with famous Shitposts.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Man, we’ve even built houses out of shit.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Today we have shitposts and shit posts, but in 50 years we’ll have differing genres named from geographical places. All with their own subtle differences depending on the conditions of the surrounding area.

henfredemars ,

And historians will debate whether it’s a real shitpost unless it comes from the shitty region of the internet, else it’s just sparkling memes.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

The EU will have protection laws for memes from certain internet regions, anyone can make a shitpost in the style of lemmyshitpost, but only lemmyshitpost can claim their memes as of original origin.

Those of other origin can name them something else but unless they’re on the list they receive no protection against copying if they make something original to their region.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

In my area we call them feces funnies!

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Stool Sillies

Balkonmoebel ,

That’s one fine vintage meme right there.

Thcdenton ,

Its like 25 years old. Homie is probably dead by now lol.

ObviouslyNotBanana , (edited )
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Shit eaters love to eat shit but complain whenever it’s served.

galoisghost ,
@galoisghost@aussie.zone avatar

No! Eat post

nightwatch_admin ,

East post? https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/1b1dffe1-9c84-44de-93fc-877e350b5e2c.jpeg

JohnDClay ,

NOM

alquicksilver ,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

Not to be confused with eatshit, of course.

Viking_Hippie OP ,

It’s actually only real eatshit if it’s from Shit, Zanjan in Iran. Otherwise it’s just sparkling Taco Bell.

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