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vocornflakes ,

bin/cake bake model car

Am I doing this right?

Pat_Riot ,
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Reluctantly crouched at the starting line Engines pumping and thumping in time The green light flashes, the flags go up Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup…

Battle_Masker ,
@Battle_Masker@lemmy.world avatar

They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,

Fuel burning fast on an empty tank

Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns

Their prowess is potent and secretly stern

sirico ,
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Fast sugar, often contains fruit, doesn’t weight much. A good suggestion for surviving a cold journey

Un4 ,

This is a good advice. I remember once i was transporting a cake for my sisters wedding. Jesus fucking crist how careful was I while driving.

Rodeo ,

I always thought it was weird how they put up these giant flashing distractions to tell you not to be distracted.

LavaPlanet ,

You would probably drive more carefully with cake, than “the weather is bad”, anyway. So probably a better way to advise. Cake and half full fish tanks, because you’re too lazy to empty them the whole way…

bzz ,

It took me a second to get because I’m slow but this is clever af

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
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Taking the picture as they’re about to slam into the rear end of the vehicle in front of them.

ApathyTree , (edited )

With brakes on, this close, and this weather, on an on-ramp, they are probs going 20 mph tops. Probably a lot lower since the cars in the other side appear to be at a standstill. Hence the picture being relatively crisp and clear.

I come from a land of ice and snow. This is routine for a backup.

WarmSoda ,

Homer Simpson: Don’t mind if I do!

JoShmoe ,

Homer and Bart gulping sounds

SonicBlue03 ,

Cupcakes work too and you can fit a few in the glove box.

TootSweet ,

The cake is a lie.

HikingVet ,

“You will be baked, then there will be cake”

lowleveldata ,

Good advice

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