Can I get some Bachelor Chow already?

The_Picard_Maneuver , 7 months ago

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darganon , 7 months ago

Wanting bachelor chow is basically how I ended up eating Soylent every day.

ironhydroxide , 7 months ago

“eating”

anarchrist , 7 months ago

Now with flavor!

DragonTypeWyvern , 7 months ago

Unironically, I tried it back in the day and all their flavors sucked, the owner is kind of a weirdo and had to be bullied into having flavors at all, supposedly.

That said, someone finally made him make a mint chocolate and it is

Okay.

Still, it is actually a decent meal replacement drink. I don’t care for them but for people who need to lose weight or need a specific calorie regimen in general it’s okay and not counterproductively overly sweetened like a lot of the others.

anarchrist , 7 months ago

Oh yeah that was a Futurama Bachelor Chow reference but yeah soylent isn’t great. That being said i have a four pack in my fridge for cases of extreme decision fatigue.

DragonTypeWyvern , 7 months ago

I’m aware, it’s just funny that they actually had that moment in marketing

Tikiporch , 7 months ago

How did that work out for you?

darganon , 7 months ago

Works great, it’s about as cheap as you can get for food, and takes like 10 minutes every two days to prepare.

1984 , 7 months ago

I guess you don’t enjoy food or something. :)

darganon , 7 months ago

I do, but breakfast and lunch five days a week is more planning and effort than I’m willing to do, so Soylent just gives me back time and energy. Now if I had private chef money, id be rocking French toast every morning before work

1984 , 7 months ago

Yeah I understand. I think it’s very time consuming also, specially with a family that expects new food almost every day. Im probably getting takeout food at least 2 times per week now.

NaoPb , 7 months ago

It differs from person to person.

NaoPb , 7 months ago

Is there a food service called Soylent these days? All I could think of is Soylent Green but that is an “unknown” substance from a movie.

I wouldn’t mind eating that though.

darganon , 7 months ago

Yeah, there’s a long history but it sort of spawned from people wanted Bachelor Chow irl

NaoPb , 7 months ago

Thanks for clearing that up.

captain_aggravated , 7 months ago

Yeah there’s a company that makes a nutritionally sufficient soybean-related sustenance slurry called Soylent. My understanding is it’s perfectly survivable.

NaoPb , 7 months ago

Ah, interesting. Thanks for clearing that up.

NaoPb , 7 months ago

Nice. Just what I need.

cheesymoonshadow , 7 months ago

Definitely relatable, but is anyone else bothered by the extra steps they took? I really want to know because if it’s just me then it gives me insight into myself.

They printed out the blurb, cut it into strips, and individually affixed each strip to the card, instead of just creating a document that has the “MY PERSONALITY” and lines and blurb all included and printing it all together.

If they wanted to not waste the cards, they still have the option of writing on them, as was originally intended.

deranger , 7 months ago

They didnt cut strips, its from a label maker. It was one long continuous narrow strip at first.

UnrepententProcrastinator , 7 months ago

Except the last line… Probably a character limit on the label maker.

cheesymoonshadow , 7 months ago

Ah ok, not as bad as I thought then.

betahack , 7 months ago

…but does it have flavor?

samus12345 , 7 months ago

Not for another thousand years or so.

Slovene , 7 months ago

Just replace the treats with alcohol.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , 7 months ago

…or a couple heroins.

Twattymctwatterson , 7 months ago

Have a heroin for breakfast, a heroin for lunch, and a sensible din… … …wait what was I say… … …oh heroin for lunch, hey do you have a cigarette? Wait I have two in the ashtray? Anyway, a sensible dinner it’s healthy.

kittenzrulz123 , 7 months ago

Just like me fr fr