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Knitwear ,

Artificers be like

pontata ,

“Your injuries shall coincide with OSHA regulations”

TheDrunkard ,

I’m also certified to exchange propane cylinders. It’s pretty important.

KnightontheSun ,

Does that include accessories?

Mr_Blott ,

Pffft you need a diesel so you can huff the blue dragon every time you reverse

Beep cough beep cough

768 ,

I wonder if a forklift somewhere was ever consecrated.

HOLY FORKLIFT

NakariLexfortaine ,

I can think of at least one.

My dad did that “Become a minister online” shit so he could perform the ceremony for a lesbian couple he knew who were having trouble shortly after same-sex marriage was legalized.

He also had a bit of fun with the whole thing, including the forklift, and “baptizing” a co-worker with cold coffee(it was the co-workers idea). Man even bought a set of cheap golf clubs from a pawn shop to bless, just so if he met Jason Lee, he could ask him to sign a holy putter.

moody ,

Or if he met Ronnie James Dio (RIP) he could have him sign a Holy Driver.

TheBest ,
@TheBest@midwest.social avatar

this goes dummy H A R D

thegreekgeek ,
@thegreekgeek@midwest.social avatar

Am I the only one who heard this in Dr. Orpheus’ voice?

CobblerScholar ,

Can a forklift be my wizards familiar GM?

Krauerking ,

See now that just makes me think of a magical scam school that claims to teach levitation but just instead teaches people how to grab cutlery with mage hand so they can get Fork Lift Certification.

kittenzrulz123 ,

DnD but OSHA compliant:

hakunawazo ,

Again the fork-lift driver Klaus (with English subtitles, gory but fun):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck

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