The sequel you've been waiting for

unreasonabro , 5 months ago

Cruci-fuckin is good, but The Bible 2 was what got the laugh. That it’d really be part 3 (probably actually more like 10, those Sumerian stories seem super familiar…) is just part of the joke!

thatsTheCatch , 5 months ago

I thought we already had Bible 2 (new testament). Where’s Bible 3: Retribution??

Agent641 , 5 months ago

IDK about Bible 3 but the book of mornon is the weird fanfic of the bible written by a horny 13 year old

MissJinx , 5 months ago

And how are they going to improve? More infant canibalism, father rape and bestiality?

Fedizen , 5 months ago

Jesus will create Half horse half man genetic experiments to work as slaves for his S-corp

NegativeLookBehind , 5 months ago

He’s ready to put down anyone who’s not a white, straight, republican, truck drivin’, red neckin’, maniac!!

MeatsOfRage , 5 months ago

youtu.be/sZA2gbUz77U?si=l8X2mSlJoCyG-l64

Blahaj_Blast , 5 months ago

This is what I came here for

Frozzie , 5 months ago

Can’t wait for the sequel “Bible Black”

SidewaysHighways , 5 months ago

Coming out on PS2?

pancakes , 5 months ago

Is that the version where Jesus is a hot anime girl?

MightyGalhupo , 5 months ago

Is this an actual thing? If so, name please

TheDarksteel94 , 5 months ago

Reminds me of “Saint Young Men” and “Drifters”. There’s a version of Jesus in both lol

kittenzrulz123 , 5 months ago

I can’t wait for Bible 2: the game for the GBA

mypasswordis1234 , 5 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3dba7f6c-b4ba-4a84-9371-06f170a2f036.jpeg

BarrelAgedBoredom , 5 months ago

More jpeg please, I can still read “bible 2”

mypasswordis1234 , 5 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8b84f8e6-d673-4e42-884f-6abb5c1a4abc.png

BarrelAgedBoredom , 5 months ago

Perfect, thank you!

_ONRYO_ , 5 months ago

deleted_by_author

FattestMattest , 5 months ago

Bible 2: Hebrew Boogaloo