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Lawyerator ,

On the plus side, if the Foot Clan attacks, you’ll have easy access to allies.

NotATurtle ,

It is also a reasonable explanation for any disappearing pizza.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,
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NotATurtle ,

Like my username implies I am definitely not responsible for breaking into this persons home and stealing 3-4 pizzas last week.

CIA_chatbot ,

We’ve been watching this guy and we agree he is telling the truth.

Viking_Hippie ,

They can’t steer a long boat or play a sitar for shit, though…

CertifiedBlackGuy ,

You’ve said to much. A team has been dispatched to your location.

The NAACP has eyes and ears everywhere. Do not resist.

Or do, make my day.

bernieecclestoned ,

What a shit hole

doubletandard ,

this is literally a shit hole

LufyCZ ,

that’s the joke

mvirts ,

No city name on the lid? Maybe this is the best crawlspace access ever?

CADmonkey ,

I used to have to poke around in manholes. Not all of them have the name of the city on them, and not all of them go to a sewer. Some of them have cables in them.

The one pictured does look like a municipal manhole cover instead of one belonging to AT&T or another communications company, just because of the design on it.

banneryear1868 ,

That was one thing I could never do when I was an “urban explorer” (fancy term for trespassing in to municipal water infrastructure), manholes always freaked me out so much my friends couldn’t even peer pressure me.

CADmonkey ,

That’s for the best. You can 100% fall over dead before you know what’s happening in an unventilated manhole.

Pyr_Pressure ,

I was under the impression that the grates which don’t have a city name are older from a time before people realized that they can be stolen and sold for the value of the scrap metal.

Then municipalities started to stamp their name on it and metal recyclers couldn’t take them anymore unless you took it to a shady recycler so the value dropped.

No idea how true that is though.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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I seem to remember this being a Reddit post some years ago actually. Don’t know much more than that.

peyotecosmico ,

If you are a Turtle that practices martial arts

dasgoat ,

Imagine this shit coming up when the streets outside flood or something

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Fun!

jaybone ,

Pretty sure this does not meet code.

dasgoat ,

Doesn’t matter, they’ll sublet it to some poor student and call it ‘close to the city centre’ because the king’'s shit floats through those pipes.

JaymesRS ,

Easy alternative if the shitter is clogged. Rent +$700

turmacar ,

“Backup squat toilet”

Glitch777 ,

Bro lives under the secret base of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Under?

Jimmyeatsausage , (edited )

If the house is old enough, it might be an old coal shoot chute for a boiler in the basement. Lived in an old farmhouse for a bit that had one of these

timt ,

*coal chute

Jimmyeatsausage ,

Thank you… I knew it wasn’t “shoot” but no other spelling looked right

SonnyVabitch ,

From French chute, fall, see also parachute, “protect against falling”.

Slow ,

It’ll be easy for the robbers to get into the house.

Norgur ,

well, at least you can easily... dispose of... say... unusual waste

LazaroFilm ,
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You need turtles and pizza

RIP_Cheems ,
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Oh, you found the rat pit, put that trap door back, put it, PUT IT BACK MOTHERFUCKER.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Nah that’s free calories ain’t no way

afraid_of_zombies ,

Sounds about right. Pieces of garbage would charge us by weight if they could.

wiikifox ,
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we can’t? /s

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