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fossphi ,

Por que no los dos

Altofaltception ,

Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa

sbv ,

Mrs Claus?

Slovene ,

Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.

Twinklebreeze ,

The creature or something, I dunno.

kittenzrulz123 ,

It’s knife guy

Adi2121 , (edited )

Or maybe the meat worm

kittenzrulz123 ,

Meat worm guy 🪱

MBM ,

Christmas guy 🪱

standard_error ,

Santa’s a busy, modern man. He’s probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Santa’s Milk Pump

VERY NSFW

Slovene ,

lemmus.org/post/2275131

Also NSFW

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

It’s only showing me a still image, but the comments imply there’s a story here. Is there more?

Slovene ,

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldy4LOgvUCw

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Thanks! 13 thousand for one, dang! I’ll stick with the auto blow for now I guess. Lol

NakariLexfortaine ,

Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer…

Sanctus ,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa’s milk. That milk?

Cold_Brew_Enema ,

Gotcha covered

son_named_bort ,

No malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

cum

mqs ,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9c9a0170-b862-4000-95ed-6731f8dbecd9.jpeg

XTornado ,

I feel like the original name is good enough, Unicum, the universal cum that everybody likes.

mqs ,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/bcb18ba6-ae74-4922-8948-76bb2686ba1c.jpeg

ALavaPulsar ,

I get they were going for a carton shape, but that looks basically impossible to clean.

kittenzrulz123 ,

Santa is coming to town :3

Lemminary ,

Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.

teegus ,

oh, i thought it was a the office reference

badbytes ,

In case Santa is bulimic?

LemmyKnowsBest ,

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    Honytawk ,

    Santa survives all year on the calories he eats in a single day. Let the fat man be jolly.

    Kiwi_Girl ,
    @Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Wait, I thought men could produce milk.

    gmtom ,

    🤓

    slaacaa ,

    Capitalism breeds innovation

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