There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

ChicoSuave ,

What an idiot. Pick them when the stem is green and let it dry on a rack. Leaving it near the water causes it to fragment and shatter, as he now knows.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

When I was a little kid those things grew everywhere. we called them cottontails. we never put them in our mouths. we tore them apart with our hands.

glennglog22 ,
@glennglog22@kbin.social avatar

Mmmm, nature's corn dog.

metallic_z3r0 ,

Me want plant corn dog delight!

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Yes because sausage on a stick just grows wild out in nature.

explodicle ,

To be fair, tons of delicious foods do just that.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Technically speaking sausage also just grows out in the wild in the form of a wild hog.

LEONHART ,

Me want bite.

thurstylark ,

Me want plant corndog delight

AlexWIWA ,

Absolute banger of a song

YoorWeb ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7b95bd37-63f9-4955-bbe4-ff813b460aa1.jpeg

Fixbeat ,

Good way to choke, but carry on.

DannyBoy ,

I had a dog that would do this

BlueLineBae ,
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

This is the adult version of the kid that ate the dandelion.

sndrtj ,

But dandelion greens are actually edible. Reed has no edible parts.

felixrostrum ,

A warning, not an instruction manual 😔

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

I love how it just expands and expands so much you can’t even tell what the look on his face is anymore.

DudeImMacGyver ,
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, that’s not the edible part.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • [email protected]
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines
    •