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HonoraryMancunian ,

She’s doing the Salmon Dance!

Put your hands to the side, as silly as it seems,

And shake your body like a salmon floatin’ up stream!

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Looks like she’s struggling a little…

Viking_Hippie ,

She’s just in character as Magicarp

TheEntity ,

I'm worried about what she'll evolve into further down the relationship.

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

Seraph ,
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

How did he not do the "reeling her in" move? The invisible fishing pole seems an obvious choice.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

That’s why he probably got laid and didn’t end up looking like a fool doing the reel her in move.

Seraph ,
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

Are you feeling okay, Satan's Maggoty Cum Fart?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Interesting question coming from you Seraph.

It would just take one bad day for you to end up in my shoes.

Psaldorn ,
@Psaldorn@lemmy.world avatar

Hit 'em with your splash attack,!

tacosanonymous ,

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a magikarp on her face you get sprung.

NIB ,

This is her favourite song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3x3-22Gi3g

NewDark ,

I love her

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