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HikingVet ,

I would give you fruit high in vitamin C. I am ambivalent to your existence. Please pay attention to your nutrition, scurvy isn’t pleasant.

saltnotsugar ,

(Verse 1) Oh, the tale of a cat girl bold, With fur as black as the night’s cold. Sailed the seas in search of glee, But scurvy struck her, a cruel decree.

(Chorus) Meow me hearties, sing it loud, A cat girl’s plight on the ocean shroud. With a feline grace and scurvy’s sting, She danced on decks, a sailor’s fling.

(Verse 2) Her whiskers twitched, under the pirate moon, A sailor’s life, a rollicking tune. Scurvy’s grip, a relentless foe, Yet she purred defiance, letting it go.

(Chorus) Meow me hearties, sing with glee, For a cat girl’s spirit, wild and free. Through storms and scurvy, she sailed the sea, A feline mariner, forever to be.

(Bridge) In the salty breeze, her tail unfurls, Singing shanties with the ocean’s pearls. Cat eyes gleaming in the moonlit night, A scurvy-stricken kitty, yet a brave delight.

(Verse 3) Climbed the rigging with a nimble leap, Defying scurvy, in the vast deep. With a purr that echoed through the mast, She vowed to sail, while scurvy’s cast.

(Chorus) Meow me hearties, a cat girl’s tale, Through scurvy storms, she set sail. A sea shanty for the brave and free, The cat girl’s spirit, on the endless sea.

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Here, hook some of this sauerkraut into your mouth

gmtom ,

What does the original say?

Siethron ,

This question implies I like you in the first place

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