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MrJameGumb , 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago)

The fact that the pole is all rusted and barely attached to the base really seals the deal on that one

0x4E4F , 7 months ago

It’s called patina 😒.

empireOfLove , 7 months ago

How to fuck up the rear suspension on your car in 3 easy steps!

200ok , 7 months ago

Or 3 hard booty drops

Ilovethebomb , 7 months ago

It’s not the suspension that would be the failure point here, it’s the tow hitch.

OutlierBlue , 7 months ago

Now that’s a pole for a Festivus parade.

200ok , 7 months ago

😂 Is this the grand finale float?

too_high_for_this , 7 months ago

NO. Festivus poles are aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.

Ryan213 , 7 months ago

Does it come with a stripper??

FlyingSquid , 7 months ago

It comes with paint stripper…

jubilationtcornpone , 7 months ago

Probably not the kind you’re going to want to see.

eager_eagle , 7 months ago

But the kind you want to drive around for everyone to see it

200ok , 7 months ago

The state of the economy in Ontario.

FlyingSquid , 7 months ago

I’m already putting my pasties on in expectation.

PowerGloveSoBad , 7 months ago

Lol, this is obviously a crude DIY job. No tie-downs anywhere – you hit 55mph and they are just gonna fly right off

aaaa , 7 months ago

I’m confused if this was even meant to be towed. Does it have wheels?

Ilovethebomb , 7 months ago

Whoever built this has no concept of leverage.

DNOS , 7 months ago

Witch burning pole on the day stripper pole on the night … Double function double price …

NickwithaC , 7 months ago

Why does this read like someone pulled three nouns out of a hat and went with it?

bucketofcandyfloss , 7 months ago

I have so many questions