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gregor , in sfx
@gregor@gregtech.eu avatar

Top tier shitpost

FelixCress , in Windows 11

Forced updates should be illegal.

superkret ,

No one forces you to update. People simply choose to run an OS where automatic updates are the default.
And that OS also lets you permanently disable automatic updates. It just doesn’t give you a straight-forward GUI option for it.

Ookami38 ,

Critically wrong in this case. Crowdstrike updates push outside of, and regardless of, os settings. This wasn’t, and never was, an os issue, it’s a crowdstrike issue. Good try though.

FelixCress ,

Tell me you don’t have a clue what you are talking about without telling me.

frog_brawler ,

Believe it or not, CrowdStrike’s model forces updates and people pay a lot of money for it to “handle things” for them. I had to deploy it at a previous employer about 8 years ago. It was stupid.

Katana314 ,

Problem is, an individual computer user often isn’t the victim of that computer’s lack of updates.

Any time a site you like has been DDOSed, it’s often from thousands of zombie computers infected by some malware that their owners aren’t aware of. Those infections are generally made possible by unclosed security holes. So, you know…not updating.

lightnsfw ,

I’m fine being part of a botnet if that’s the trade off for not using windows 11. Just got it installed on my testing PC at work and I hate it so much.

HauntedCupcake ,

Forced updates of an optional corporate anti-virus designed to immediately detect and distribute information on threats should be illegal?

Or is this just an unrelated comment?

Angry_Autist ,

You really don’t understand how many millions of hours of human effort force updates have destroyed.

Yes, there should always be, ESPECIALLY IN CORPORATE ENVIRONMENTS, a point where the client can vet and approve the update.

This recent Crowdstrike problem is proof of it. You LITERALLY witnessed proof as 1/4 of the world basically shut down for the day. This would have been avoided in many cases if the update was vetted by the local IT teams.

HauntedCupcake ,

So CrowdStrike shouldn’t allow real time threat protection? That’s what caused the issue. It needs to update its threat library to do deal with any day 1 attacks. It’s one of the main reasons it’s used

rImITywR , in Did You Know?

Ice is a mineral. So molten ice, i.e. water, is lava. Humans are mostly made of water, much more than they are made of DNA. So you are more molten rock than you are genetic material. And people are some sort of water golem.

Jilanico OP ,
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

Some people say a man is made out of mud 🎶

hperrin , in Did You Know?

Depends on the rock. My teeth are rocks, and I’m highly related to them.

dogsoahC , in Did You Know?

Strictly speaking, that question is invalid, as a rock has no genetic material. It’s like saying “You’re more similar in color to sand than to mathematics.”

Jilanico OP ,
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

Fossils: ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

original2 ,

In most fossils all living matter is replaced by stone, including DNA.

Jilanico OP ,
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

Fossils: 🗿

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

The Rock absolutely has genetic material 😤

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in i apologize for my wacky and uncharacteristic behavior 😔

Nice pussy.

CatZoomies ,
@CatZoomies@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks! I just had it fluffed.

Pandantic , in I always order Popular Problem.
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

Blindfolded, ordinary is my fave 😋

db2 , in Windows 11

Funny, but it hit 11 just as hard.

Banichan ,
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

It was funny the first 30 times, bit stale now.

Angry_Autist ,

Pretty fucking annoying I had to come halfway down the responses to see this.

Lemmy is becoming like what reddit turned into in 2016, no more top level actual discussion, just memes and shitposts burying the real info.

Jumuta , in The art critic

that’d be funny if it was for a nft or something

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling , in Did You Know?
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Whoah! I never thought about that! So cool and insightful!

Karyoplasma , in Windows 11

I get that legacy support sucks and nobody wants to do it, but the new product is just an ad serving platform under the guise of being an OS. Maybe try to release a good Windows platform before asking people zo switch to that, just a thought I had.

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

But they don't want you to switch to "the new cool stuff". They want you to switch to "the ad serving platform"

Demdaru ,

Every second windows tho. Xp good, Vista bad, 7 good, 8 bad, 10 good, 11 bad…

Angry_Autist ,

And they want 11 to be the last one…

asexualchangeling , (edited )

Can you really say 10 is better than 7, though? 7 maybe better than vista, And 10 better than 8, But I maintain that it’s a downward slope and that the versions keep getting worse overall

Demdaru ,

I…what? Never said 7 was better than 10, nor that quality goes up. Just that every second windows is good.

Angry_Autist ,

To Microsoft, being an automatic ad platform is WHY they consider it better than 10. They have zero incentive to release an OS that doesn’t ad spam or datamine you.

PyroNeurosis , (edited ) in I always order Popular Problem.

Yeah, we’ve had Liver with cheese, but what about Liver liver with cheese?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Liver liver is exponentially more liver.

masterofn001 , in LOCK EM UP

F Elon. Too.

explodicle , in I always order Popular Problem.

I assume they’re fun silly names in Arabic too?

pyre , (edited )

no, I’m not an Arab but i can read a little bit and from what i can read they’re just regular dishes. the auto translator went crazy with interpretations though. part of the problem is Arabic script doesn’t really have vowels; they have diacritics* instead but they’re rarely used (either for disambiguation or in the Quran to minimize the possibility of misreading the holy text). so imagine reading English without vowels:

y cn prbbl tll frm cntxt wht ths mns

but it would be hard for a machine to decipher it. these words can easily be:

yea cone probable tall farm context wheat these mines

once you misinterpret one word, its relation to the other words make them more likely to be misinterpreted as well.

e:sp

MadBob , in The art critic

Ah, but people often make manual art on a prompt (usually called a brief). It might even be why the text you give an LLM to make an image is called a prompt. I didn’t even get the joke at first because of this.

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