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sebinspace , in If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.

I’ve been involved in an accident that resulted in my living, does that count?

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ClarkDoom , in my single most hated emoji

The people that use it this way ruin it for everyone else.

TubeTalkerX , in aggravated assault

Hey, look at that Pontiac Aztek!

Thteven ,
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Bold words from someone driving a PT Cruiser.

SapienSRC , in my single most hated emoji
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I use it as an acknowledgement at work, and to be a sarcastic asshole with my friends. Context is key.

Blamemeta , in If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.

Its to catch people who are just clicking yes on everything.

KbinItTogether , in If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.
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I once accidentally thought a girl in my class put her hand up for a high-five but was very confused when I put my hand up to give her one. I died on the inside. It was death by cringe I tell you.

Lt_Worf OP ,

I say count it

WarmSoda ,

Yeeeeerrrrrrrrrr OUTTAHERE!

NeverDaunted , in If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.

Ensuring no ghosts are taking their surveys.

MonsiuerPatEBrown , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity

Look how Greenzo’s testing!

Decoy321 , in If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.

… No?

feedum_sneedson , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity

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feedum_sneedson , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity

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dopeshark , in Well...that was anticlimactic
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Let’s ask those aliens for affordable homes :)

GiddyGap ,

I’m gonna go for universal healthcare and affordable college education.

ihwip , in Blue or red door?

Blue door is essentially erasing your own existence. Why do people even view it as an option? The me that made mistakes created the me today. If I erase those mistakes I wouldn’t exist. Just some other guy with an easy life.

sndvdsn ,

True, true. One of the mistakes however is not buying tech stocks in their infancy, so you’d wind up with way more than 10m.

jcg ,

I’ve forgotten again that the average age on here skews 30+. All the big tech stocks were cheap when I was literally an infant, so I really misunderstood what you said.

nickwitha_k ,

It’s cool. Some of us in that category were just broke due to the Recession.

metallic_z3r0 ,

The blue door implies that your current existence is the one changing your past, i.e. you retain the knowledge of your current existence. The ‘you’ that made those mistakes therefore still exists, as you would remember the mistakes you’ve made in order to correct them. The mistakes still happened, your timeline still exists/existed, you’re just now in an alternate timeline where your brain was surgically implanted into your younger self.

Blackdoomax ,

Because you have a different view of time and space. You could go back in time and stay the same,it’s just a different timeline, where you see a younger version of yourself. But changing anything in his life don’t affect yours, only his. There can’t be paradox in this model.

Rollio ,

Exactly! I can’t count how many times I’ve messed up, but without them I wouldn’t be who I am today. Hence why I pick the red door, not for the money, but so that the experiences that shaped me still mean something.

feedum_sneedson , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity

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tias , in Part of a balanced diet

I came across The Sad Bastard Cookbook on HN. It is amazing and very much in the spirit of this post.

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Can’t be any worse than. Weber Cooks

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