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spittingimage , in New Feature Request
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I’d like to see how many active warrants they have.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

I'd really like to be able to easily see how many times a poster has truly been in love--like, the real deal--if that's a metric we can throw on here.

Exatron , in Hard times

I really confused the person monitoring the self checkout on one occasion several years ago.

I paid with cash, and was supposed to get something like $2.17 back in change. The machine gave me the seventeen cents just fine, but instead of two dollar bills, I got a one and a ten.

It took a couple tries to get the worker to understand that the machine gave me too much back.

Hextic ,

If that was me I was trying to help you lol.

Next time just accept your Bank Error in your Favor card. Corpos ain’t hurting lol

Vyse , in So long Reddit, thanks for nothing!

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  • muhyb OP ,

    You can ask for a data request from Reddit. That way you’ll get everything you did as a text file (csv).

    synae ,
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    Thanks, just submitted mine

    muhyb OP ,

    People say it usually takes a couple days but mine took like 10 days (probably because many people started asking for data request after the API announce) so don’t worry if it takes long. Good luck.

    synae ,
    @synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    I was expecting a bit of a wait even before you shared your experience, but they’ve already fulfilled my request-- it finished about 4 hours ago. So, they turned it around in less than 24hr! Maybe they’ve streamlined the process.

    muhyb OP ,

    I probably ran into a busy time since I assume a lot people were requesting their data because of the news about API. I even sent them an email after waiting a week. Nice to hear you got yours in a normal time.

    Hazdaz , in We had a good run, thank you everyone

    As an outsider, please take these helpful suggestions:

    The logging-in process is messed up. For the longest time I couldn’t log into any of the mobile apps (even though on the desktop it worked fine). The error messages were mostly not helpful.

    Even now, I still get error messages that ask me to pick a language for some reason. This is after I’ve already typed up a comment and I am trying to post it. Sometimes it happens, sometimes it doesn’t, but you could see how it would be a PITA when on mobile and all you wanted to do was write a short response.

    Still no real idea what “instances” are and no idea if I am missing out on entire subs because I am on .world. No clue. Do people on .world only see this? 🤷

    The layout on the website is barely passable. The link to go see a comment that was posted for you is just in an awkward location. I’m almost never sure what sub a post is coming from because the name of the person, the language it is in, and some other stuff is all fairly indistinguishable. Like seriously, there has to be someone on the Lemmy team that has some kind of graphic design background who could pipe in and spice up the UI a little.

    There are random hangouts for seemingly no reason. Is it because of how much the Lemmy population has exploded over the last few weeks or problems with a link or what? Some feedback would be super helpful.

    Why so many subs (are they called subs here?) with zero content. Not even like old content… literally go there and nothing is posted. At all. That is not conducive to growing a sub. If there are squatters who came here and loaded up on a bunch of sub names just to say they have them, and are not doing anything with those subs, then take the name back. No one is going to post a comment to a sub with zero threads. This is only hurting the community.

    LordOfTheChia , in Hard times

    Everything is 4011!

    ProfessorZhu , in My Lemmy experience so far
    @ProfessorZhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    I have seen so much more porn on a single night of reddit than I have the entire time I’ve been on lemmy. I feel this is just a weird psyop to scare people away from the “degenerate leftist place!”

    Mr_Buscemi ,
    @Mr_Buscemi@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Really? I’ve been blocking porn communities constantly since my app had the option a few days ago.

    I’ve blocked at least 7 in just the last 12 hours.

    I’m surprised you haven’t came across all the ai generated porn subs while browsing /all/

    I just checked my filters and I’ve blocked 50 porn communities within the last 5 days.

    fwdworld ,

    Yeah NSFW should be banned from showing up on the all tab.

    Mr_Buscemi ,
    @Mr_Buscemi@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    That shouldn’t happen. The issue is more that the nsfw flair is used for a ton of things besides just porn. Same issue that Reddit has.

    They just need to make a separate tag for porn here. Otherwise you’ll miss out on posts that aren’t porn but flaired NSFW for any other reason.

    PissinSelfNdriveway ,

    Go back to Facebook Grandma

    bob_wiley , in Hard times
    @bob_wiley@lemmy.world avatar

    It makes you wonder when it will be cheaper to hire back cashiers to avoid so much loss to theft.

    empireOfLove ,

    Oh no, they’d rather just raise prices to cover the shrinkage.

    JDPoZ ,
    @JDPoZ@kbin.social avatar

    ...Or just raise prices because they want to increase margins and lie and say its because a massive increase in theft or inflation or whatever they want to say and then laugh about it on a public earnings call that you can raise prices however you want because consumers still have to buy certain goods no matter what.

    Mongostein ,

    “We have not seen any material reaction from consumers,” P&G CFO Andre Schulten said. “So that makes us feel good about our relative position.”

    There it is folks. Straight from the horse’s mouth. They won’t do what’s in the best interest of humanity without “material reaction” (ie; an arsonist or maybe even something more extreme.)

    LetMeEatCake ,

    If they concluded that they could raise prices to increase profit, they’d do so regardless of theft rates. Those are separate issues.

    FierroGamer ,

    Where I’m from you still have to go through someone who makes sure all of the shit in your cart is in your receipt, it adds like 30-60 seconds and it’s a single employee for six checkouts.

    bob_wiley ,
    @bob_wiley@lemmy.world avatar

    I know Costco and Walmart do that. The majority of normal grocery stores around me do not. That’s one reason I rarely go to Costco or Walmart. With Costco they have cashiers as well, so it seems like they don’t need to have the 2nd person. It feels like they assume customers are criminals until proven otherwise.

    FierroGamer ,

    Criminal until proven otherwise for checking that you didn’t miss anything in your cart? That’s extreme, people do make mistakes, if you actually want to steal you can still pocket stuff, the employee likely won’t give two shits since that’s a job for a security guard like it’s always been.

    If you’re paranoic about being perceived as a potential criminal that’s fine, you do you, but labeling any sort of basic control as an accusation is not cool, might as well label the presence of a security guard as such.

    bob_wiley ,
    @bob_wiley@lemmy.world avatar

    At Costco they have cashiers and they have your cart and verify it’s empty/everything was scanned. I’m not really sure what the 2nd check is for, other than wasting time.

    FierroGamer ,

    What second check?

    bob_wiley ,
    @bob_wiley@lemmy.world avatar

    The cashier scans and checks everything at the register. Then the person near the exit goes over the receipt with their highlighter. 2 checks.

    FierroGamer ,

    My bad, I thought self checkout was when you scan your items yourself

    bob_wiley ,
    @bob_wiley@lemmy.world avatar

    It is, but I’ve never been to a Costco that has that, though I’ve heard recently that some exist.

    Receipts are checked regardless of how a person checks out.

    FierroGamer ,

    I think I found the confusion, you keep talking about Costco when I’m talking about self checkouts, I don’t think that chain even exists in my country

    bob_wiley ,
    @bob_wiley@lemmy.world avatar

    If it’s all self-checkout it makes sense that they may check receipts. Where I’m at I’ve never seen the two linked. We self-checkout, then walk out, or go see a cashier, then get checked again. So when receipt checking came up I jumped to my experience there, which was alway separate from self-checkouts.

    empireOfLove , in Hard times

    Their own damn fault for trying to cut corners by eliminating cashier jobs

    hoodatninja ,
    @hoodatninja@kbin.social avatar

    It really should be 5% off if I have to scan my own crap. Especially the way CVS et al do it. Home Depot is the only one I don't care about because they just give you a wireless scanner and let you go to town, it's honestly faster that way and mutually beneficial.

    persolb ,

    I was a cashier. Cashier jobs suck.

    The problem is society in general. We SHOULD be getting rid of every non-rewarding job we can. But we also need to support the people that would otherwise have these jobs.

    islandofcaucasus , in yaix

    This one has always been weird for me because I was in the military before female became an incel term and we regularly referred to women as females. Female officer, female berthing, female uniform standards…

    yuki2501 ,
    @yuki2501@lemmy.world avatar

    female as an adjective is fine. As a noun? Yeah I’m gonna stop you right there, buddy.

    TheGoldenGod , in Just bang Hitler's mom
    @TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

    The day I find out I’m Hitlers father and my own grandfather…

    Ser_Salty ,

    You did do the nasty in the pasty

    BobaFuttbucker , in LMAO

    You put a paper clip in there and press the nose to marbleize your Janet.

    bdonvr , in Just bang Hitler's mom

    “Fuck hitler’s mom”

    Yeah that sounds like the setup to a bootstrap paradox in which you were always hitler’s dad.

    Chai ,

    Get a vasectomy, then start the relationship.

    Ertebolle ,

    Ah, yes, the "release a bunch of infertile male mosquitoes so the females won't have any babies" approach to Hitler-offing.

    30isthenew29 ,

    If that’s the case, trying to kill Hitler would make Hitler what he always has been.

    young_broccoli ,

    I believe theres a twilight zone episode where that happens.

    30isthenew29 ,

    Which episode?

    Master ,
    @Master@sh.itjust.works avatar

    The one where they go back in time and fuck hitler’s mom.

    FlyingSquid , in Just bang Hitler's mom
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
    001100010010 ,
    @001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    In an alternate timeline:

    “Yea who’s the fuck is Hitler? Himmler is the fuhrer of our fatherland, the Great German Reich, that spans the entire world!”

    Ertebolle ,

    Germany was only 75 years old in 1941; for all we know it'd be some totally new country that ended up conquering everything. "Hail to Field Marshal Bing Bong Potatoman, ruler of our great glorious Zambonian Empire"

    wolfpack86 ,

    I welcome our new ice resurfacing overlords

    agamemnonymous ,
    @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

    What if Hitler was the best case scenario result of time traveler interference? He bungled a lot of decisions someone like Himmler probably wouldn’t have. What if WWII is ultimately unavoidable, and every other timeline was way worse?

    001100010010 ,
    @001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Maybe Hitler is actually a time traveller that pretends to be a nazi because from his timeline, the german fascist took over the world was way worse so he had to join the nazis to defeat the nazis? Maybe the Holocaust was like 10 times worse in his timeline and he intentionally did stupid decisions to reduce the kill count.

    30isthenew29 ,

    Would there even be an Oppenheimer movie in the new timeline?

    WarmSoda ,

    And without Oppenheimer we’d never have Barbie!

    MargotRobbie ,
    @MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

    :(

    WarmSoda ,

    But we’ll always have Margot in our hearts!

    MargotRobbie ,
    @MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

    :)

    WarmSoda ,

    Wait wait, I should have said:

    We’ll always have Margot in our hearts, even if Hitler was never alive!

    MargotRobbie ,
    @MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

    I feel pretty Aladeen about this.

    Hextic ,

    Literally the start of Command and Conquer Red Alert lol

    Nioxic , in Types of siblings

    The driver controls the radio.

    Sorry.

    Norgur , in Hey guys, would you watch my glass of milk plox? I'll be right back <3

    Oh you! Nice prank! You knew I'd try to drink it and filled the glass with wallpaint as a trap, eh? You got me good! Now do me a favor and call the poison hotline, you cheeky bugger!

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