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Sir_Simon_Spamalot , in Poop Size: Mega!

I think your head is big from brain enema

afa , in Can this be considered recycling?

what the fuck

lowleveldata , in Can this be considered recycling?

that poor guy working in the production line tho…

Confuzzeled ,

Looking like an emaciated elden ring npc, endlessly tugging on his pud, barely squeezing out another dry puff of air.

MadWorks , in Can this be considered recycling?
@MadWorks@lemmy.world avatar

New Creamy M&M’s. They melt in your mouth and in your hand.

assassinatedbyCIA , in Poop Size: Mega!

Inflammatory bowel disease transform and roll out

bilboswaggings , in Poop Size: Mega!

I poop like twice or three times a week

Son_of_dad ,

How? You must look like a pregnant lady.

gravitas_deficiency ,

That’s… not normal. You should mention this to your doctor.

Kecessa ,

It’s normal

healthline.com/…/how-many-times-should-you-poop-a…

norawibb ,
@norawibb@sh.itjust.works avatar

still a lack of fiber. normal but not as healthy as every day shitters

Kecessa ,

My friends (a couple) eat as healthily and varied as possible, they are not vegetarian but pretty close to it… The guy shits at least once a day the gal shits twice a week… They eat the same food! 🤷

norawibb ,
@norawibb@sh.itjust.works avatar

shitting twice a week sounds like elevated colon cancer risk to me. idk how someone who eats adequate fiber be shittin that infrequently. she gotta switch to that whole grain

XTornado , in it was a waste of time

Me having the worse 5 year old writing: Thanks God! 🙏

abbadon420 , in Poop Size: Mega!

Did you know that you don’t actually have to poop every time you take a phone-break on the toilet?

Viking_Hippie ,

Why would you lie on the internet?

MyFairJulia OP ,
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

Oh no, i take phone breaks between my shits. Usually when i’m shitting i’m figuring out solutions to the worlds problems, disproving well established theorems and stuff. However when i’m done shitting i keep forgetting the solutions so here we are.

plumbus , in I'm not the one making the rules

I was confused at first, as this is what real Mozzarella looks like.

this

machinaeZER0 ,

To shreds, you say?

Viking_Hippie ,

Shred her? I hardly ate her!

poggerino , in How journalist view modern gamers

I personally love being “overly competitive” in games. I want a mode of the game to do that in. That’s why I play ranked mode in league, where ARAM and Normal games are for the forfun players.

shotgun_ninja ,

Same. I like that League has the options for both. There’s a lot I dislike, but I’m also a glutton for punishment.

sagrotan , in Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

When that burrito plug came loose, my brain started working again in bliss. I believe!

Pinklink , in Pisspost

Piss……in my ass?

SSUPII OP ,

There is some room to countain a little

Default_Defect , in Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds
@Default_Defect@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks to my anti-rejection meds (or one of the other meds I take along with them) my poop has been easy peasy. Like soft serve.

misterundercoat , in it was a waste of time

A keyboard. How quaint.

– Montgomery Scott, 1986

FlyingSquid , in Do you see a problem?
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Well, my “son” is a girl both biologically and in terms of gender, so I guess that’s correct?

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