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chickenf622 , in A Fine Vintage!

Gotta make sure the pee in the balls is primo quality.

db2 , in this community is up again?

No, it’s a trick.

popekingjoe ,
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Goddamn it I knew it.

Fallofturkey ,
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If that’s the case, then sign me up for the tricking every day.

Endorkend , in Can anyone help a goblin out?
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You can get that award if you survive a run-in with Goblin Slayer.

Aka, you can't.

nutandcross , in If you didn't think Putin was evil before, you will now.

You can see how, as a KGB operative during the Cold War, he would have been able to blend seamlessly into the American public, effectively hiding in plain sight as a DC lounge singer

nomecks , in Can anyone help a goblin out?

If you wanna win you gotta be goblin DEEZ NUTS

Crocrodile , in Live action on the fence this evening

Where is that?

robocall , in Seamlessly photoshoped
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I believe McConnell is too old to be a boomer, and is from the Silent generation.

PersnickityPenguin ,

Yeah, my dad was born in 49, and is at the beginning of the boomer gen. This guy makes my dad look young.

Gingernate ,

Whoosh

MurphysPaw ,
Gingernate ,

Damn I know about the silent generation, but I figured it was a joke with him freezing up haha. I was wrong

MurphysPaw ,

Honestly so did I at first!

AffineConnection ,

Incidentally, Biden is the only silent generation US president.

robocall ,
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They had to get one in before they die off.

lugal ,

So it’s not that silent anymore

Valmond ,

Isn’t the orange monkey like only 1 year “younger”? Like 49% Silent, 51% Boomer.

Justhaus20 , in Fell asleep while wife was driving home last night, she went above and beyond by remembering how important this was to me...

Boobs

Spliffman1 , in If you didn't think Putin was evil before, you will now.
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Didn’t look at the link, didn’t have to. I think all politicians and world leaders are evil… So no big news here, Putin been evil all along

chicken , in Make a Wish!

If you wish for something that’s already true does it burn the wish or do you get to make another?

Godric OP ,

“Granted!” booms the Djinn, doing nothing.

superduperenigma ,

Plot twist: Alladin burned his first wish to be a “prince.” As we find out in the 3rd movie, his father was still alive and known as the King of Thieves, which would make Alladin the prince of thieves. So Genie didn’t actually need to do shit for that wish.

Ziro427 , in The soda and fries won't taste like this again
CH3DD4R_G0BL1N , in Can anyone help a goblin out?
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I’m good, thanks.

Early_To_Risa OP ,

Afraid of some competition, I see.

CH3DD4R_G0BL1N ,
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I just know that I’m Goblinough is all

Wogi ,

Cheddar goblin!!

CH3DD4R_G0BL1N ,
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canihasaccount , in Pizza

So close, and yet so concussed

mustardman , in Fell asleep while wife was driving home last night, she went above and beyond by remembering how important this was to me...

The maintenance gets tough after 80,000 miles. She’s a good wife for letting you know the good days are done.

ccdfa ,

How about 180k?

AngryCommieKender ,

I got multiple SAABs (Pre GM/1991 or older) to over 1,000,000 miles. Got one to 1,500,000. Never quite hit the golden 2,000,000 mile mark though. Plenty of other people did though. Volvo even has a couple cars that made it to 2,000,000. Don’t know of any other brands that will make it that far. Maybe some unicorn of a Honda or Toyota.

ccdfa ,

That’s insane. My Subaru is approaching 200k which I thought was pretty good.

AngryCommieKender ,

Yeah, I used to joke that I bought them at 100,000 miles cause the previous owner just broke it in for me.

chiliedogg ,

Maybe in the 1970s. Any modern car worth owning will be way more reliable than that if you change your oil regularly.

We have a 2004 F-150 with 565,000 miles on the original engine and it’s still running great. We had to get a new transmission at 240k, and I think that’s the only repair it’s needed over about $200.00

p_diablo ,

Cries in new englandish

mustardman ,

Lol it was just a joke trying to pretend that the post wasn’t because the odometer says BOOBS

Sanctus , in The soda and fries won't taste like this again
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The war story ads were creative

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