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rockerface , in All figured out

When I’m at a work call and I get introduced as “the expert at X”

doppelgangmember ,

You work at Twitter??

rockerface ,

Thank god, no

danielton , in fird
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robocall , in My favorite part of the movie
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I haven’t seen the movie yet. Is there a rabbit in it?

the_kalash , in (←Click to play) "Plants don't feel pain..."

For the first time, researchers appear to have evidence that, like animals, plants can audibly vocalize their agony when deprived of water or forced to endure bodily harm.

smithsonianmag.com/…/scientists-record-stressed-o…

Umbra , in My favorite part of the movie

Lol

RedstoneValley , in Who are those people who still let Big Tech piss on their face, thinking it is the lord of the rain?

Trickle down economics

woshang OP ,

wdym?

RedstoneValley ,

It was meant to be a word play with a neocapitalist concept by that name. It’s literally trickling down on the users.

Decoy321 , in fird

This is my new spirit animal

dorumon , in that will show those libs
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I am reminded of the dude who legit shoved a shotgun up his ass with lube and had to goto the hospital after he climaxed because his asshole clenched with pictures and everything. Send help get it out of my head.

danielton , in looking forward to the comments
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I personally prefer Skippy.

papabobolious ,

Lots of added sugar, don’t recommend

Fisk400 ,

Lots of added sugar, highly recommend.

Gleddified , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?

Aglet. Archie comics did a bit on them, that’s where I learned

muix , in fird

bish

FlyingSquid ,
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What did you call me?

scifu , in looking forward to the comments

And how do you pronounce giraffe? Giant?

ArchmageAzor ,
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And how do you pronounce gift? Gondola?

MeDuViNoX ,
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The guy-ant ger-raffe jave me a jift on his jondola.

pythonoob ,

See, the one thing I consistently see from the hard g side is a lack of understanding of fundamental phonics. Like, say it how you want, but at least make cogent arguments.

99nights , in looking forward to the comments

Lmao I dunno why but I find the bird puppet and jod combo hilarious.

Mr_Dr_Oink , in looking forward to the comments

Just pronounce it the way you pronounce it. I say gif, because in the uk we have a well known brand of lemon juice called jif so it makes sense to not pronounce gif un the same way. Maybe in other countries they dont have jif.

britishblaze ,

Well known? I wouldn’t say that all I’ve never heard of it before you mentioned it and no one in my area has either and we all say gif with the soft g. It’s a cute bottle for it though.

Mr_Dr_Oink ,

Really? Jif has been a thing since the 1950s. It was marketed to go on pancakes for shrove tuesday and thats always how ive known about it. According to wikipedia it set a uk precident of protecting an unregistered trademark product when a US company made a similarly packaged lemon juice.

They also sell it in green bottles.

dogpound , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?

Ferrule

Odelay42 ,

Ferrule is the round metal thing the aglet goes through

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