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AcortexOT , in ...................

Let the dude post his self indulgent staged selfies in peace. He ain’t hurting anybody.

euphoria OP ,
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harmless doesn't = not funny

fluxion ,

Is that cream cheese on regular toast though? At what point do we say enough is enough?

hangonasecond ,

Hey! Cream cheese on toast is fucking tight. Don’t diss it just because one dude is a little cringe

nueonetwo ,

Yeah it’s good shit. The smoked salmon stuff on whole wheat is great.

Tangent5280 ,

Smoked salmon on sandwich? Does it come as ready to use spreads? Which one do you use? Tell me mooooree

nueonetwo ,

You can buy the Philadelphia cream cheese smoked salmon spread, it’s not the best but it’s ok, you get what you pay for. Otherwise you make your own with your own smoke salmon which I’m sure you can buy from somewhere, I live around a lot of First Nations so fresh salmon is easy to find where I live. You can make it yourself with a smoker or buy premade.

I like putting it on bagels myself but you could throw it on a sandwich by itself or mixed in with some cream cheese.

ramplay ,

The smoked salmon Philadelphia spread…? I love me some salmon, heck even smoked salmon, but that stuff? You can have it all to yourself

nueonetwo ,

It doesn’t beat homemade stuff with real smoke salmon, that’s for sure. I live in BC and get the good stuff from the res, plus my dad’s been smoking his own for my whole life. That being said, I like the Philly stuff for nostalgic reasons, reminds me of childhood yknow.

havokdj ,

BC? Res?

Does BC stand for Bok Cito by chance?

nueonetwo ,

Sorry, BC is British Columbia a Canadian province, res is the colloquial term for a First Nations reserve.

havokdj ,

Thought you were talking about the Choctaw Reservation for a second lol, figured I might have known you IRL.

Here_in_Malaysia ,

I remember this sparked an argument the last time this pic was posted somewhere else. Like, the bread isn’t toasted, it’s butter but the lighting makes it look bright, no it’s cream cheese the lighting is normal, etc. It was the pettiest thing but things for racist real fast.

EdherJr , in We must all submit to the unseen orb.

pffft you believe in the orb in the sky? smh

EROLoLICON , in [Day 6] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says
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We need more jpeg

tintintin , in [Day 6] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

There needs to be a while pineapple on the pizza.

Disgusted_Tadpole , in [Day 6] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says
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We need a small island on this pizza slice

STRIKINGdebate2 , in [Day 6] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says
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Smoke crack cocaine

zexu , in discord moment
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Every 3 out of 5 hentai

lowleveldata ,

Nah hentai is more diversely messed up

Blamemeta ,

Hentai allows for impossible situations, its infinitely more diverse. Can’t have tentacles in regular porn after all.

ilikemoney , in [Day 6] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

Put the whole thing in a bowl of beans

Dill_Pickles , in [Day 6] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

A lightsaber

Fleshtrap , in Could we have had Beast Wars in the 60s?

Beast Wars was so dope.

zikk_transport2 , in [Day 6] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

Add “E” letter to the top-right corner.

magmaus3 , in [Day 6] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says
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add cat ears on the logo :3

Blamemeta , in discord moment

Too much ovipositor porn. need to come back to normal wholesome stuff for a while.

euphoria OP ,
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welp, now i know what ovipositor means

ivanafterall ,
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I wish I weren't so good at inferring from context.

ImplyingImplications ,

Bring back hand holding!

zeppo , in _X_
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“I habitually assault my pregnant wife: change my mind”

spacesweedkid27 , in Could we have had Beast Wars in the 60s?

I don’t think it was staged or something but if I look at 2001: A Space Odyssey, I really am fascinated by the good visual effects, so the raw filming could probably have been done, but most Nasa documents of that time are online and there is no possiblity everything would have been fake.

Thassar ,

Nah, the technology to fake the moon landing straight up didn’t exist in the 60s. There’s a really good video on youtube that goes over it but I can’t seem to find it right now. But basically, even though there were some nice techniques to make special effects for movies, they wouldn’t have worked for faking an actual moon landing.

TheMonkeyLord ,

For some reason, to me at least, there is a good amount of irony in this. Almost like because the technology and techniques to replicate a convincing moon landing weren’t around they just went there instead lol

Thassar ,

Yeah, that’s why I love that fact too. Sending a rocket into space and landing on a tiny ball of rock was literally easier than pretending to do it.

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