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radioactiveradio , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

Soda IS the water carbonised with farts.

chicken ,

The water is fart free, the soda is not

RGB3x3 , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

Is there a c/keming community here? Or a c/dontdeadopeninside?

gk99 ,

This wouldn’t go in either

ch00f ,

It definitely fits dontdeadopeninside imo.

morrowind , in it's impressive how bad it is
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I think you underestimate just how difficult making a app like discord fast is. It’s quite impressive how well it works tbh

Vilian ,

element do it, and do better, it’s just company wanting money but don’t want to spend money fixing it, that’s why it’s electron, and not other better alternative, it’s cheap and easy to develop, not fast

morrowind ,
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You must be in only tiny rooms because element absolutely dies when joining anything busy. They recently implement sliding sync to help mitigate this.

Also yeah, the discord desktop app is garbage, I’ll admit, but I’m talking about the website

ShittyKopper ,

tbf that’s partly matrix the protocol being inefficient as fuck. element the client can’t really fix that.

whose idea was it to synchronize the entire fucking history of a channel to every individual instance? for a chat app?

(yeah the matrix guys want to be a global federated generic data store and not a chat app i know, but all this has ended up with is a mediocre chat app and a few toy projects nobody cares about)

Vilian ,

i guess maybe it’s was the same problem with lemmy, only small instances and communities exists, and small money incentive, so they can’t do much to make it better?

NessD , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

Well, IT IS fart free.

sbv ,

do we know that?

SonicBlue03 ,

Butt is it?

ImplyingImplications ,

I don’t care if it’s free! Take the farts out of the water!

Sharpiemarker ,

Technically it’s impossible for water to be fart free.

affiliate ,

i wouldn’t be so sure

Sharpiemarker ,

I mean there’s a finite amount of water on earth. Everything we drink came from somewhere else. The ocean; whale farts. A spring; farts carried in cloud of water vapor before raining down. You’re drinking the same water that has passed through Elvis and Genghis Khan.

wildbus8979 , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

Fart(ee)er

the_medium_kahuna , in And so on, and so forth...

The DeVoses can all go fuck themselves

Cruxifux ,

It’s a seriously evil family man.

Dasnap , in it's impressive how bad it is
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Slaps roof of Electron

This bad boy can fit so much fucking Javascript in it.

outofemailaliases ,
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i can confirm that my arch install does not have any electron apps! i just keep 8 tabs open at all times and use a billion workspace to try and forget about my CPU idling at 5%

hungryphrog , in Like clockwork

You’re supposed to hold it for 3 days, not 15 minutes!

ButtholeSpiders OP ,
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But, that’s how they become pine cone shaped.

Justly0250 ,
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Rookie numbers.

lord_ryvan , in Like clockwork

I should leave, damn

ButtholeSpiders OP ,
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Or you could stay, there’s no shame friend.

ivanafterall , in What say you all, do I go for a fourth tier or do I give up and crush them?
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I say give up. As much as I'd love to see another tier, I just don't think it's possible. I suppose you could convince me otherwise, but I'm very skeptical.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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It begins…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3aa62ebc-7251-4eb1-8454-8e32538c4808.png

(My daughter contributed that one.)

ivanafterall ,
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It's a good start, but a single can is a far cry from a new tier, my friend. You're in uncharted territory now.

Jackcooper ,

Holy shit seeing is believing

Ubermeisters , (edited ) in And so on, and so forth...

I count 18 pallbearers

--------- [RÎP] -------

------ ⌂ ⌂ ⌂ ⌂ ------ 8

---- ⌂ ⌂ ⌂ ⌂ ⌂ ---- 10

Whare ⌂ = 2 people (2 sides of coffin)

realbaconator , in it's impressive how bad it is

You guys use the website?

Makussu ,

There only is the website. Even the app is a website

pjhenry1216 ,

The app is just a PWA? I did not know that.

notthebees ,

Technically it’s electron, which is basically chromium with extra steps. It’s apparently 64 bit which makes no sense if the main exec is 32 bit.

pjhenry1216 ,

Ah, gotcha

awesome_person OP ,

sadly yeah, there’s no mature enough alternatives yet

awesome_person OP ,

people haven’t switched off discord yet because they did nothing to justify switching, just like how must of us stayed on the snoo site until the api changes happened.

it’s just an “aaany moment now” for them to do something stupid and get people to move, and with how all of their new changes are going i don’t think we have to wait long

ShittyKopper ,

it’s the only TOS compliant way i can get it to use pipewire screen sharing /shrug

necromancyr , in providing dad with more toys

I have more toys now then when I was a kid…that’s part of the fun of being an adult. I can actually afford all the cool shit I couldn’t when I was a kid. Well, for me at least.

NotSpez , in What say you all, do I go for a fourth tier or do I give up and crush them?

Take care of your health, OP.

Also, minimum 5 tiers please. I’m fine with low-effort memes, but stacks of cans must always be high-effort. If it’s not in the community rules it should be.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Most of that is fizzy water with a fruit flavoring but no sweeteners, sort of ‘essence of mango.’ I do have the occasional root beer, but in general I don’t drink sweet things.

NotSpez ,

Then I take back the health thing ;)

Mcballs1234 , in providing dad with more toys
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Its funny that the dad coming to his kid like a sad child about getting in trouble with the light saber.

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