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FlyingSquid , in Billboard
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Biff must have had a really good time that night.

cmder , in A major disappointment

Wasn’t Beethoven deaf ?

protist ,

What?

citrusface ,

Yeaaaah.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

not all his life. Maybe it’s a younger bothoven

urheber ,

Bothoven™ and microwave +grill, for only 499.99$

aeronmelon ,

Not completely, not at first. If he cupped his hands or used a horn he could hear people talking. But towards the end of his life he would play the piano while resting his head against it. It’s kind of sad, really.

Aggravationstation ,

No, dogs have great hearing

hakunawazo , in Regain Control in my ass

Two Steps From Hell - Victory In My Ass

aeronmelon , in A major disappointment
Kecessa ,

Oh my, some people are too young to have known this movie 😐

jballs ,
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I watched this with my kids the other day just to share some of my childhood memories with them.

I sure was surprised to learn the plot of the movie was that some bad guys had developed a new type of bullet and needed to test it out on the thick skulls of live animals. They try to kidnap Beethoven so that they can shoot him in the head. In order to accomplish this, they abuse the dog until it attacks one of them and then cover themselves in fake blood so the family is forced to agree to have the dog put down.

Somehow childhood me had blocked all of this out and just remembered “haha funny big dog”.

SidewaysHighways ,

I couldn’t get past the dad yelling that he wanted to kill himself, while watching with my youngin

Kecessa ,

I didn’t remember that this is what it was about 😮

CodexArcanum , in Did you say BEAM?

I sort of hoped the beaming part of the gif was looped to never end. Great prank!

FiniteLooper , in Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet

Who is Jeeves and why would I ask him instead of my parents?

CaptainBasculin , in Special Beam Cannon

Makkankosappo!

the_grass_trainer OP ,

Triple Sunday!

c0smokram3r , in Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet
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A/S/L?

deuleb_biezelbob ,
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Ashley/19F/California

Yareckt , in Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet

If you read this you are dumb

jiberish , in Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet

I received a chain e-mail saying that If I mail the person who sent me this $1 and forward the e-mail to all my entire contact list, I will be a millionaire. There are hundreds of email addresses in the body of this email from all the forwards that have happened before it was forwarded to me. How cool! Unrelated: how are all these spammers getting my email address? I only gave it to all my friends and family. And my friends/family only send me cool chain emails and funny jokes. e-mail is a new technology, so surly they will fix this spam problem by the year 2000.

tomcatt360 , in Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet

lego.com

sebsch , in Thank you!

Shop owner only sells cheap coffee made from instant pulver

roboto , in Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet

DON’T DELETE THIS!!! (it scared the crap outta me)

Once there was a a beautiful young girl who lived in a small town just south of Farmersburg. Her parents had to go to town for a while, so they left their daughter home alone, but protected by her dog, which was a very large collie. The parents told the girl to lock all the windows and doors after they had left. And at about 8:00pm the parents went to town. So doing what she was told the girl shut and locked evey window and every door. But there was one window in the basement that would not close completely.

Trying as best as she could she finally got the window shut, but it would not lock. So she left the window, and went back upstairs. But just to make sure that no one could get in, she put the dead-bolt lock on the basment door.

Then she sat down had some dinner and decided to go to sleep for the night. Settling down to sleep at about 12:00 she snuggled up with the dog and fell asleep.

But at one point, she suddenly woke up. She turned and looked at the clock…it was 2:30. She snuggled down again wondering what had woken her…when she heard a noise. It was a dripping sound. She thought that she had left the water running, and now it was dripping into the drain of her sink. So thinking it was no big deal she decided to go back to sleep.

But she felt nervous so she reached her hand over the edge of her bed, and let the dog lick her hand for reasurance that he would protect her. Again at about 3:45 she woke up hearing drippping. She was slightly angry now but went back to sleep anyway. Again she reached down and let the dog lick her hand. Then she fell back to sleep.

At 6:52 the girl decided that she had had enough…she got up just in time to see her parents were pulling up to the house. "Good,"she thought. “Now somebody can fix the sink…'cause I know I didn’t leave it running.” She walked to the bathroom and there was the collie dog, skinned and hung up on the curtain rod. The noise she heard was its blood dripping into a puddle on the floor. The girl screamed and ran to her bedroom to get a weapon, incase someone was still in the house…and there on the floor, next to her bed she saw a small note, written in blood, saying: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO MY BEAUTIFUL.

Now it is time for you to lock all the windows and doors. This letter is the only chain letter that is true. This did happen many years ago, and the man who killed the dog was never caught. If you delete this letter you will suffer the same fate as the girl in the story did, years after the dog was killed. She was raped and killed in the same town and same house as the dog. Do not dismiss this letter, because if you do, a horrible thing will become of you, everyone will soon know your name. But only because it will be the headline of your local newspaper for a long time. It will read… Small Town Murder On The Loose! You can not chance your luck on a chain letter so serious as this. Give up your chance to send this letter to 23 people and you will be giving up your chance to live. You were warned. I hope that I will not see any murder stories in the papers anytime soon. And now I bid you a good day. And one more thing… you only have 23 minutes… sorry.

Bishma , in Scotty, one to beam up
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Its a beam now, but it started as a standard duranium test cylinder. So Scotty’s got some work to do.

TNG era transporter test cylinder

abbadon420 , in Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet

I like trains

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