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TriflingToad , in I'm seein' double. Eight Links!

what does this mean? I’ve only played half of botw before my progress got reset and I gave up

NegativeInf , in que

Do you have mouse gumbo?

JoeKis ,

What

malockin ,
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that’s the translation of the Arabic part

cheddar ,
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No, “que” means “what” in Spanish.

malockin ,
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I’m aware… But apparently too stupid to see that you were continuing with the joke 🤣

Anyhoo… here’s an upvote 😉

PhlubbaDubba ,

I’d have to ask my teacher but given that it’s a smoke shop I think the guy is asking if the seller has any Jumbo Cigars?

The fact that its a ج and not a غ makes me doubt it’s supposed to be a G approximate.

Edit: needed to borrow some extra pixels from the neighbor to spot that the customer is a cat, stand by Jumbo instead of Gumbo though.

NegativeInf ,

Makes sense to me. I just used machine translation and thought results were funny. So you probably know better than me.

rishado ,

G approximate varies upon regional dialect (annoying, I know first hand as a multinational Arab)

PhlubbaDubba ,

Why can’t we just yoink Iran’s گ and be done with it?

rishado ,

Actually he’s asking for a jumbo (large) mouse, funny cause in Arabic you literally read that as ‘jombo’

NegativeInf ,

Fair enough. I just used an image translation thing on my phone, so I’m sure you are right. But being from the border of Texas/Louisiana, the idea of mouse gumbo is also hilarious AF.

dragnucs ,

Actually he is asking for deli meat. Some mice ham.

olafurp ,

u and o are both و in Arabic

olafurp ,

I think gumbo would be spelled as either “كمبو” or “غمبو” instead of the “ج” with the sound “sha” or “dya” depending on dialect.

rishado ,

It can be قمبو (gulf) or جمبو (Egypt) as well.

(For non Arabic speakers, hard G does not natively exist in Arabic and different dialects use a different letter to denote a hard G, a lot of the time contextually)

alyth ,

I asked my friend from Morocco. He says the cat is asking for mouse flavored “Jumbo”. Jumbo is a brand of stock cubes which normally come in flavors like beef, chicken or lamb. The shopkeeper replies “que” in Spanish which means “what?”

Blum0108 , in Thanks to science, men can now locate the clitoris with micrometer accuracy.

What is that a picture of?

cobysev ,

That looks like vocal chords. The white part, it’s what vibrates and changes shape to make sound and pitch when you speak.

ElectricTrombone , (edited )
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This is the machine he’s supposed to be looking at. There’s some sort of attachment for performing laryngoscopy. It’s also possible that they just photoshopped something on the display. usa.philips.com/…/tempus-als-monitor-defibrillato…

Edit: after looking at pictures of laryngoscopy, I’m going to go with a larynx

C126 , in Inflation?

Printers go brrrr

mechoman444 , in Facebook

And I don’t either!

KazuchijouNo , in Pondering my anomaly

Can we do vans now? xd

HootinNHollerin , in que

I’ve now seen the Pixelocalyse

Tixanou OP ,
Paradachshund , in Thanks to science, men can now locate the clitoris with micrometer accuracy.

This joke has always confused the hell out of me. My very first time I had no trouble finding it. It’s very easy to find. It’s literally the part that sticks out and is the first thing you get to usually.

callouscomic ,

Partly the joke is that men are selfish and don’t care about the woman’s satisfaction during sex. They can’t find it cause they aren’t looking for it and/or don’t want to.

arin ,

Bruh the girl I’m dating can’t find her own clit sometimes because her clit is invisible and doesn’t have a bump until she’s really REALLY excited (mid sex) kinda funny when she told me haha

Wizard_Pope ,
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Well mine doesn’t either. And she does not even try to find it herself.

shalafi ,

We teenage boys debated the mythical clitoris and it’s location, and we all had differing opinions. (This was long before the internet, OK?)

I actually found the G-spot before the clitoris. Didn’t know it was a thing back then, but damn, it’s an obvious hot spot.

sunbrrnslapper , in Horror Sign

This never gets old.

niktemadur , in Now the party has started

Lemme see some fission on the dance floor!
DJ Fatman
MC Little Boy

SandbagTiara2816 , in 7% ABV

Sometimes I want something bitter. If I want hot and bitter, I’ll drink coffee. If I want cold and bitter, I’ll have an IPA. I also like dark chocolate. Must just be something about bitterness that I enjoy.

Skullgrid ,
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beer is bitter. IPAs are sour.

I love beer. Fuck IPAs

dadarobot ,
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Yeah the thing that made ipas make sense to me was imagining drinking grapefruit juice.

perishthethought , in Stay away, you might fall off the edge of the flow of time

Oh no. Sorry. I didn’t think of it that way.

radicalautonomy , in Now the party has started
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Nuken in de Keuken Club.

somtwo , in Inflation?

Yes.

dragnucs , in que

do you have mice ham?

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