I need to survive for 3 days while pooping, and eating as much as possible. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Harvey656 , 4 minutes ago

It all comes full circle. Like a toilet bowl. My first day on Lemmy was the don’t ask why, but I need to not shit for 3 days post. And here we are. So much culture in only a year.

PenisDuckCuck9001 , 11 minutes ago

Training for No Poop November I see. I bet I’ll make it the entire month next time.

moody , 1 hour ago

Prunes. Nothing but prunes.

ChadCMulligan , 2 hours ago

3lbs of cashews, eat one pound each day, shit will flow

Bishma , 2 hours ago

This is an epically old callback, by Lemmy standards.

PP_BOY_ , 2 hours ago

Is your username a good place reference?

Bishma , 1 hour ago

Yup.

https://i.postimg.cc/cJ8CRj72/image.png

Nutteman , 2 hours ago

First time I’ve had a flashback here. A little surreal

Chocrates , 2 hours ago

If you want volume, go for as much veggies as you can. Try 4 large potatoes and a lb of black beans per day.

rc__buggy , 3 hours ago

Jack Link’s beef stick & cheese, sasquatch size. You’re going to need at least 6 per day to get over 1600 calories but it’s going to be nearly 3x recommended sodium for the day so be sure to drink lots of water.

If you manage to poop at any time during those three days you deserve a medal.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9c62f771-0b54-46a8-8d58-6252b7c41bba.webp

Tixanou OP , 1 hour ago

thanks man

rc__buggy , 1 hour ago

Wait, the title says “while” pooping? OK, don’t eat meat and cheese.

I misread it earlier as “without”

etchinghillside , 3 hours ago

Whatever you do don’t eat large bags of Almonds. I don’t think you’d survive the pain on day 3. If you have some way to anesthetize your anus - then I would suggest that.

eth0slash0 , 3 hours ago

Rice and beans.

Greg , 3 hours ago

Yay! Poop challenges are back again!