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Etterra , in A story in two parts

That is some professional-grade passive aggressive advertising lol

Zoidsberg , in Kids and their computers these days.
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if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body

so thats what’s causing it

Etterra ,
Empricorn ,

I knew it. There was a friendly dog at a store yesterday that the owner let me pet, loved people! ❤️ Good day…

abbadon420 , in Kids and their computers these days.

Imagine having to extend you car with plates at the top, because there is not enough room for you psychotic scribbles. Then leaving a shit ton of white space at the bottom.

YungOnions ,

Probably the computers fault.

Waraugh ,

You can’t write at or below the fuel fill line, are you psychotic?!

Etterra , in Kids and their computers these days.

Aria 62 in C Major.

gravitas_deficiency , in dumbass

I’d like to propose an alternate interpretation:

Wow! You’re the Grand Champion! I saw your fight against the Gray Prince! You’re the best! Can I… Can I follow you around? I won’t get in the way!

Klear , in Crab types

Mess with the crabo…

Jerkface ,

… You get the stabo!

dditty ,
Kidplayer_666 , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Whatever Ireland did this Eurovision

Etterra , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Every time I hear a rap I want to deafenin myself with a pencil.

Varyk , in Kids and their computers these days.

I gotta benereal disease, you know?

Who can I learn more about from in Cal and SoCal?

Jimbo , in Crab types
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Creb

Etterra , in TIL the clearest photo ever of the Kuiper belt was taken in 1964.

OP is an individual of singular intelligence.

abbadon420 , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

My daughter (10) is into Black Pink currently. So I gues anything by Black Pink

Linnce , in Most important map

Kibon in Brazil

Mr_Dr_Oink , in Kids and their computers these days.

Why does this read like english is this persons 2nd language, but look like it was made by someone for whom english is infact their 1st language?

ArmoredThirteen ,

At my high school a noticable number of students could barely read. They got passed through from a combination of parents trying to fire people if their kid is held back and teachers who either didn’t care or couldn’t spend the one on one time to help the kid. There was no functional system in place at my school to help kids who were borderline illiterate

Depending where this is, between that and possible mental health stuff English could be their first language

VirtualOdour ,

It’s tragic because a lot of these people aren’t just missing competent literacy but all the skills required to understand the world around them, and even worse often those ways of understanding have been replaced with religious nonsense by the people that raised them.

Imagine trying to make sense of the world when you think scientists work like preachers and prophets simply saying whatever feels right or suits the moment.

GBU_28 ,

Not making light, but this person’s first language is likely schizophrenia.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

The B/V switch and a couple missing pluralizations make me think Spanish

Valmond , in Kids and their computers these days.

Beneral diseases.

Bezier ,
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BENEREAL

dan1101 ,

That sounds worse than venereal. :O

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