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altima_neo , in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”
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And then asking the grocery store employee “you know if you guys carry that bread I always like?”

corus_kt , in Hello I think you'll love this house.

It’s interesting to imagine what the fancy interior layout would be like, but I have no idea what room that triple window would serve. Scenic stairs? Weird bunk bed setup? 3D printing room air vent?

HonkTonkWoman ,

Rumpus Room? High, out of the way, windows, so the kids can go ham without breaking them?

recapitated , in These AI generated pics are becoming impossible to spot

This AI was trained on Dr Seuss’s Wacky Wednesday

ItsYourBoyHalo , in These AI generated pics are becoming impossible to spot
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They never get the hands right lol

kittenzrulz123 , in Make it stop.

It’s easy to say that brainrot is a new thing but can any 90s kid argue that this isn’t the same https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/57075ab5-9477-45ef-8a28-293a73184f75.jpeg

paws ,
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In the 2000s my brother asked our grandma to wrap a gift for his crush. She wrote something like “You’re quite the foxy young lady” and that was a good day for laughs.

FozzyOsbourne ,

Who needs a wingman when you have a wingnan?

BruceTwarzen ,

A lot of my friends complain about about the “youth”, how they dress and talk and stuff like that. I always found that odd, because i for example had either a bleached blonde mushroom haircut or bleach blonde spiked up hair. Paired with a way too big fubu shirt and weird baggy pants. They weren’t jinkos, but very close.

I have no ground to stand on when i make fun of young people and i know that. Why don’t my friends remember how ridiculous we were at 14?

SoleInvictus ,

If they’re like some of my family, they see the lived-in familiarity of their youth as “quirky” in contrast to the unfamiliarity of today’s youth which is “bizarre”. They eased into the bizareness of being a child over time, whereas they are getting dropped in the deep end when they encounter children now.

It’s all silly. Everyone is quirky and weird on some level. Some are just more open and honest about it than others and successive generations have been pushing more to be themselves.

YerbaYerba , in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”

Risk of writing down the list, it might end up here https://grocerylists.org/

brbposting ,

That’s not a bad idea!

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c6540023-858d-4efa-b500-b19830f44ec8.jpeg

For personal use,

[voice assistant] add X to groceries

is quite convenient, but might try the printed version.

Fades ,

Using that would be insane vs just writing down what you fuckin need goddamn. I can’t imagine having to scroll down all those columns as I’m going around the grocers.

Also what about stuff that isn’t on that list? Now you gotta manage multiple

brbposting ,

Ahaha

Your second point must’ve been a common one. I screenshotted the newer editable version, so you can remove the pets and the arsenic or whatnot and add the handle of vodka etc.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Instructions unclear, bought everything on that list.

Not only am I broke now, but I have no idea what dish to use those carcinogens in.

corus_kt , in Virgin v. Chad (Ernst Ludwig Kirchner, 1911.)

¡Qué buen culo!

aesthelete , in These AI generated pics are becoming impossible to spot

It’s funny how similar AI generated images are to accompanying drawings for “what are ten things that are wrong with this picture?” style questions in an IQ test.

TheFin , in These AI generated pics are becoming impossible to spot

Too perfect but wrong hands

Venator ,

The fire also looks a bit too intents to me 😉

db2 , in ????

Is the music any good?

Maven OP ,

GOD NO LMFAO

db2 ,

I looked it up to see how bad it was.

Mistake.

Don’t do it guys.

Korne127 ,
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I looked it up and fully expected to type something like “It’s not that bad” but damn… it is. It’s just so lazy: Taking big popular songs and putting nonsense lyrics of them. And not in the funny way this might sound like, it’s just underwhelming.

brbposting , in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”

Compile a few of these and what would the caption be?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1991fb83-ba0f-4f1f-90ea-c5a345ec32f4.jpeg

5oap10116 ,

At the grocery store, confused, and…just pooped my pants

pancakes ,
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Trump shitting his pants in the debate lives in my brain forever

GladiusB ,
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That’s because he wears a diaper

Donkter ,

Me remembering my wife telling me to get “just the essentials” at the grocery store eyeing up the ciggies, beer, and lottery tickets with our families last 20$ until payday in my pocket.

MamboGator ,
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“When your wife won’t fuck you anymore and neither will your daughter.”

Snowclone , in Freeloaders

They don’t drug test on SNAP Benifits, because everytime the GOP tries to pass a bill to do so, the ways and means committee reminds them that it would more than double the cost of the SNAP program to pay for even the most lenient drug testing. But they do try every few years.

They would rather pay more than the entire program already, to get those filty poors off assistance.

Also some fun facts, most SNAP recipients are children, most are white, and most make enough money to no longer need assistance in under 5 years, at which point they are back to paying taxes. Which pays for SNAP. Making the system quite self- sustaining. It’s cost is minuscule to tax payers, and yet it’s a constant wedge issue, why? Because of America’s greatest fear, that if we do something that benefits people, we might accidently help the wrong people. People who aren’t even white.

jaspersgroove ,

They tried it in florida and 96% of recipients passed…but not before the state spent $400,000 in taxpayer money with the drug testing company…that had the governors wife on its board of directors

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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not before the state spent $400,000 in taxpayer money with the drug testing company

Honestly, given Rick Scott’s reputation for bilking Medicare into the billions, this is one of the smallest tier scams I’ve heard of in Florida. They didn’t even take the state for a full seven figures (unless, of course, the number is being drastically under-reported which is always a possibility).

jaspersgroove ,

It stopped at $400,000 because the state Supreme Court ruled the law unconstitutional and put a stop to the whole operation. He’d have made tens of millions if not more otherwise.

Blackmist ,

The point is not the cost. It’s the cruelty.

BubbleMonkey ,

It’s often both because funneling! Yay!

Cosmonauticus ,

Because of America’s greatest fear, that if we do something that benefits people, we might accidently help the wrong people. People who aren’t even white.

You just explained how unions fell apart, pensions stopped being a thing, schools lost funding, college education went up, and social safety nets disappeared.

I constantly come back to this quote from LBJ

“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

electric_nan ,

Aaaannndd… It is also a kind of subsidy to US agribiz.

TootSweet , in a 4-dimensional creature appears

Mandelbrot sets are only 2-dimensional, though. The author could have used a Mandelbulb.

Like this. (Spoilers for the movie “Annihilation”.)

negativenull , in Freeloaders
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Track_Shovel OP ,

Outstanding

DJDarren ,

I will always upvote Supply Side Jesus. Because he pays me 20 shekels to do so.

SkunkWorkz , in Make it stop.

And kids at the Catholic school play jizz tag.

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