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icepuncher69 , in Help Xi Find His Hair!

What is number 3 from?

DJVIIIMan ,

Either Oliver Tree or it’s one of those weird feminist haircuts, like that chick from Die Antward has. I’m going with the latter.

ArcticLynx , in lol

fuck you I’m horny now

TheCannonball ,

I came looking for sauce. Why no sauce?

Bread ,

Link from the Legend of Zelda series, hairstyle indicates it is Tears of the Kingdom.

stillitcomes ,

I did a bit of looking, it’s from coffeetears on Newgrounds/Twitter. You can see part of their watermark near the leg.

TheCannonball ,

You’re doing god’s work!

Ghostface21 , in Help Xi Find His Hair!
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ImplyingImplications , in x last night

Musk has burnt through $44 Billion. I’m sure even the government could have spent it better than he has

sabreW4K3 ,
@sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf avatar

You overestimate governments. But a blind dog could’ve spent it much better.

KevonLooney ,

… he said in a post on a worldwide network whose creation the US government originally funded.

Lumidaub ,

Not for the purpose of giving it to the people.

irmoz ,

They only said the government were capable of doing it, not that they would be motivated by pure benevolence

Zehzin ,
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To be fair, of the 44B, they’d use 30b to blow up children’s hospitals, give 13b to some rich fucks, 800m would disappear and the rest would fund something nice

Tavarin ,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Have you ever looked at US federal spending? 27% goes to healthcare, 21% goes to social security, 13% to income security, 13% to defense, then the rest is split between education, veterans benefits, transportation, and regional development/other.

I know people like to meme the government spending, but the majority goes to healthcare, elder care, and veterans.

yeather ,

I can’t wait until Snowden resurfaces and shows us how much of that 27% healthcare actually goes to healthcare and how much is skimmed to line people’s pockets.

Tavarin ,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

The US healthcare industry massively over charges for everything, so they are skimming in plain sight.

Doesn’t change that only 13% goes to the DoD, where a fraction may be used to blow up hospitals. Not 66% as the previous poster implied.

irmoz ,

Yeah that also sounds likely

PunnyName ,

Plenty of government employees wanted that very thing.

Including that Al Gore guy.

sapphiria ,
@sapphiria@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Via the same agency that created Agent Orange.

vaultdweller013 ,

Fritz Haber invented synthetic fertilizers he also developed chemical weapons during ww1. Whats your fucking point? Lots of good things were created by terrible people and lots of terrible things were created by good people.

AgentOrange ,

Hello, you called?

jarfil ,

Who is this blind dog, and how can we make him president?! 🐕‍🦺

Kinyutaka ,

On a wrench.

ghariksforge ,

They would have spent it on bombs and missiles, not on useful stuff.

NikkiDimes ,

Hey they would have bought a kid or two a book. Maybe.

jarfil ,

But bombs and missiles “Made in USA”, that’s how the trickle down works, right? 💦🚽

Fiivemacs , in x last night

Ok, how much though?

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe ,
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

I'm thinking from the neck up?

WarmSoda , in x last night

Why did they delete it? Is it even a real picture?

Polydextrous ,

You’re looking at it. It’s as real as this text you’re reading!

WarmSoda ,

All I see is blonde, brunette, red head…

saxysammyp ,

Truly, an unexpected Matrix reference.

PipedLinkBot , in Shakira Meet and Greet

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/RkmQeUzT-7o

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Good bot

malloc , in x last night

Looks fake. Probably why. Lighting is all fucked. Ground not consistent with massive sign lit up. 🚩

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

But, doesn’t light always go only up?

Polydextrous ,

Yeah, it’s hot. Heat rises. Therefore, vis a vis, indubitably, light goes up.

Holodeck_Moriarty ,

Yeah, otherwise it would be called “heavy”.

jarfil ,

Smog. You get used to it after a while.

EherVielleicht ,

we can’t effort the rich anymore.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I can tell by the pixels

WarmSoda , in this got me

This is 100% gossip I’ve absorbed casually from who knows where, but didn’t she become a call girl in some Arab country for a few years?

Looking at this article she’s lived in Dubai for a decade. Maybe that’s just a rumor because of where she lives. Idk

ApathyTree , in RIP pee wee
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  • Nusm ,

    Loraine is Loraine Newman, one of the original Not Ready For Primetime Players from SNL. I’m not sure who the other guy on her left is.

    ericisshort ,

    That’s John Paragon, and he played the genie in Pee Wee’s Playhouse.

    Nusm ,

    OH!

    “Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho!”

    Jakdracula OP , (edited )
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    Lorraine Newman is one of the original cast members of Saturday Night Live, as Nusm mentions. John Paragon is the person who played Jambi the Genie on the Pee Wee Playhouse TV show.

    Jambi is a blue-faced (later green) genie who lived in a jeweled box, first appearing in The Pee-wee Herman Show. Usually appeared once per show to grant Pee-wee a wish, often with unexpected results. Sometimes he appeared more than once per show or not at all. His catchphrases included “Wish? Did somebody say ‘Wish’?”, and the magic words “Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho” (which grew more complicated in select episodes; John Paragon later confirmed that it was “fake Hawaiian”), and once a wish had been granted, “The wish is/has been granted. All hail/Long live Jambi!”, after which the doors to his box would close. After the incantation he would either nod his head or gesture, and send forth blue or green energy rings that, when in contact with the wisher, will grant the wish.

    peewee.fandom.com/wiki/Jambi

    You gotta get up to speed on your Pee Wee lore.

    mathemachristian , in I'm working on it

    Why you in a car without mirrors??

    EherVielleicht OP ,

    As a nurse, mirrors would make me vain. I can’t serve the house of Abnugation.

    LillyPip , in x last night

    They spelled ‘eat’ wrong.

    4onTheFloor ,

    We hungry!

    photonic_sorcerer ,
    @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Yeah but then you couldn’t get that timely ‘X’ in there.

    mryessir ,

    Let me introduce you to him: sh.itjust.works/comment/1700891🤣

    crazyminner ,
    @crazyminner@sh.itjust.works avatar

    AXE THE RICH

    WarmSoda ,

    Yes! Bombard them with body spray!!

    vaultdweller013 ,

    Dear god its a highschool boys locker room!

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    My noses! They die!

    Stez827 ,
    @Stez827@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Bro how many noses do you have

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    None anymore

    Stez827 ,
    @Stez827@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Damn big L

    BenHM3 ,

    Ze goggles, zey do nothink!

    XEAL ,

    Delete the rich

    Extinguish the rich

    A7thStone ,
    PunnyName ,

    Execute?

    MrMobius , in x last night

    I guess some users of tech lemmy might have felt concerned by this.

    son_named_bort , in lol

    Cause when I enter random people’s houses I get shot and imprisoned and charged with trespassing.

    proflovski , in Help Xi Find His Hair!
    @proflovski@lemmy.world avatar

    6 (when is my execution date?)

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