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baseless_discourse , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

USA NO 1!

FartsWithAnAccent , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA
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THEY’RE GONNA TERK ER JERBS!

z3n0x ,
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Ogoodbodogooooo!

TIEPilot ,

THE ALIENS ARE COMING RIGHT FOR US!

BLAM

suction ,

They’re going right for the jugular!

TIEPilot ,

Juggalo’s have it coming!

/s

TSUTiger , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. “Mankind.” That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom… Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

ivanafterall ,
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He had his flaws, but I still think of him as our greatest president.

Mrkawfee ,

The defining speech of President Whitmore. Right up there with the Gettysburg address.

FlyingSquid ,
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Between him and Morgan Freeman, the U.S. has had some really good presidents.

z3n0x , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA
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And what’s that weird dividing line in the middle? Do they just stop and go: “nope, gotta focus on the East Coast, sorry bruh”?

Chetzemoka ,

Oh, you don't know about the line? Believe it or not, the line is actually real:

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z3n0x ,
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Grandwolf319 ,

For the lazy: it’s cause there is less water after than line.

Chetzemoka ,

Which is why even the trees obey the line. Thanks, Rocky Mountain rain shadow!

z3n0x ,
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Oooh, so these aliens are attracted to water!

nodiet ,

I mean, even if alien sightings were real you would expect them to correlate with population density. Fewer people means fewer people that can spot aliens.

z3n0x ,
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More humans -> more alien sightings

Perhaps we’ve been the aliens all along.

FlyingSquid ,
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It’s the opposite. Watch the movie Signs.

BB69 ,

Less people live in that line

sebinspace ,

XKCD population density maps

voidhearts , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

Lmao is it just me or is the entirety of Hawaii lit the fuck up

suction ,

How could it „be just you“?

voidhearts ,

I guess a better phrasing would be “do my eyes deceive me or is the entirety of Hawaii lit the fuck up”

suction ,

Fuck yeah that’s better!

Im_old , in rule

Old but gold

TheProtagonist ,

Came here to say this.

expatriado , (edited )

i think he was referring about himself

PunchingBag , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

You know, I do wonder what the map of cell phone and camera sales would look like overlaid onto this...

Alto ,
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You tend to get less reports of things in areas with much, much lower population densities. The map is as much a population density map as it is a UFO sighting one

VonReposti ,
squiblet ,
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it's basically a population map combined with communication access

Alto , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA
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IIRC this was a study (survey?) done by a American company.

There are tons of UFO sighting in plenty of non-NA or EU countries such as Brazil and South Africa

hungry_freaks_daddy ,

^ this is true.

This post is insanely misleading.

darvocet ,

^ this guy is right.

circuitfarmer ,
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^ made the right call here

idunnololz ,
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^ ( ᐛ )ᕗ

account_2 ,

Like every shit post about aliens lately. Shit got old like immediately. Wake me up when we have actual evidence. Not just abductive reasoning.

Here_in_Malaysia ,

I’d like to add that for many countries like mine, a UFO sighting wouldn’t even register as “unidentified” or having an outer space origin. The locals would attribute it to something religious instead.

theangryseal ,

Berrrrr. VWOOP! widdle widdle, shooom. Pew, pew, pew. Buh luh luh luh luh luh. So sayeth the lord. Amen.

And now we paint ourselves green and dance in his shiny circular beamy holy goodness.

You ain’t gotta give, but I’m taking donations. If your neighbor don’t drop a dollarydoo in the plate, don’t judge him too harshly.

Here_in_Malaysia ,

LOL I’d donate

quicksand ,

I was wondering why the sightings were dominated by English speaking countries, this may be the reason. Thanks.

SunburyStudios , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

We have a lot of nuclear weapons........

PeterPoopshit ,

Not surprising at all. There are enough nukes to destroy more than the 1 planet all the nukes are on. Of course this is going to raise concern in the intergalactic community especially with how backwards our politics are.

They probably see Earth the same way the rest of the world sees North Korea.

dual_sport_dork , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA
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“Aliens from outer space” sighted frequently over areas of the world where fictional media depicting aliens from outer space is widespread. Hmm. Shocker.

Nfntordr ,

It’s almost like we’ve conditioned ourselves to equate UFO = other worldly being.

TheSaneWriter , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA
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Damn, I guess they really are going to land on the White House lawn.

Toneswirly , in scary

It’s like sticking your finger in a hot pocket after a 1 min rest in the microwave

Vengefu1Tuna , in lmfao
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I must be old, I don’t have a clue what this means.

can ,

focus your life 💀👽

PeterPoopshit , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

The United States has a big and powerful enough military to defeat god and enough nukes to do it 8 more times, of course aliens want to investigate.

suction ,

Speculative. Why do you assume Aliens with the technology to travel this far would see nuclear weapons as a threat to them?

PetDinosaurs ,

There are presumably no physics that provide protection from extremely powerful explosions (of any kind).

Just because you can imagine some magical force field that these hypothetical aliens might possess doesn’t mean that such a thing can actually exist.

sin_free_for_00_days ,

It makes as much sense as the magical means of propulsion that would allow aliens to cross interstellar distances.

agent_flounder ,
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The crossing is easy. Voyager is crossing interstellar space. Doing it fast? No so easy.

Harrison ,

There are presumably no physics that provide protection from extremely powerful explosions.

A few hundred metres of tungsten and ablative ceramics can protect from a nuke just fine.

PetDinosaurs ,

The even harder problem that doesn’t appear to have any physics to support it is carrying around whatever structure you’re proposing and making sure that it doesn’t destroy the ship or itself while you do so.

Dark_Blade ,
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This species has presumably mastered FTL interstellar travel. They’d have solved nukes too.

suction ,

Exactly

suction ,

We don’t have to imagine force fields or any other MCU-tech, what if you had a way to disable all those weapons before they could even be launched at you? Or even in flight?

EMP exist now, and humans can shoot missiles out of the air - it’s perfectly imaginable that Aliens could think about our explosion delivery systems as being slow and vulnerable as fuck.

1984 ,
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There was lots of stories about aliens doing exactly this when I was interested in the topic a decade ago or something. I don’t know how much of that is possible to find on today’s web since it’s all censored and removed now.

Alien tech is much more advanced than what we have here. But I think it’s clear that they are not like humans in the way that they build weapons and measure their status that way. They won’t use technology against us unless they absolutely have to, in self defense.

suction ,

“Censored”? Hey try to get a life, kid. Lmao

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

The upside to that is that humans could and probably would just sneak nukes onboard their ships and set them off on the inside if they did try to invade, a tactic for which they’d have no real defense.

Any civilization that had those things, even rudimentary Trinity Test ones, are on a whole different playing field than any that came before by virtue of the nature of nukes, so it is reasonable that aliens would investigate nuclear powers first.

4am , in 😷😷🤒
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psshh Olive Oyl wants her neck back

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