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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in Shitpost me senpai
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TawdryPorker , in looking forward to the comments

Now that’s a Jod I could jet behind.

evilthecat13 , in *Munches on Shit Awkwardly*
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The proportions of that fork has me triggered

LillyPip , in looking forward to the comments

Look, it’s not Jrafics Interchange Format.

Case closed.

Siethron ,

How do you Pronounce SCUBA?

LillyPip ,

[skʌbɑ], right?

LukeMedia ,

Something’s creepy under boat… Andy!

LillyPip ,

Bang on your tank, Luke!

(That’s BOYTL, for those keeping score).

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?
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What, the shoes?

HelluvaKick , in Eggman Takes Over the US Healthcare System

Such a classic.

MaxPow3r11 , in looking forward to the comments

Jood Gob with this.

InfiniteVariables , in Assuming not air resistance

Also the person who gets mad when I respond that 100 pounds of bricks would fall faster than 100 pounds of feathers.

evilthecat13 , in Shitpost me senpai
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おいしい!

Eamona6533 , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?

Aglet. Thanks phineas and ferb!

SammyBecker ,

I got it from simpsons lol

MapleCoffee , in looking forward to the comments
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This comment section is killing me lmao.

You have people saying that language is fluid, and that one person cannot decide which pronunciation is correct. Then, in that same comment, they say that their preferred pronunciation is obviously correct.

Hard g, soft g, you do you. It really doesn’t change much.

CrypticFawn , (edited )
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This is fair. My only issue is with those that go “but the creator says it’s pronounced this way! The other way is clearly wrong!” as if what the creator says actually matters. It doesn’t. Especially when said creator waits 26 years to announce how he pronounces it.

MapleCoffee ,
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To be honest, it really doesn’t bother me either way

sin_free_for_00_days ,

I’ve always thought he’s just playing a huge prank on people.

CrypticFawn ,
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Same, tbh.

DharmaCurious ,

I pronounce it “zhif” like the sound from zsa zsa Gabor’s name. It irritates everyone equally, and gives me a happy.

Also, if you’re familiar with the gnome/guh-nome debate on the Linux side of the playground, pronouncing it with a glottal stop at the beginning will give everyone around an immediate stroke.

wreel ,
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I respect this

DharmaCurious ,

It’s very fun. Try it out on some people. Lol.

Imgonnatrythis , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?

You wanna maybe use a red circle mate?

TheBlackSwordsman , in Actual shitpost
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This is an extraordinary scientific breakthrough. Simply, powerful.

Imgonnatrythis , in I hate finger painting

Discover bamboo TP yet? Also, Toto, but be warned, it will ruin traveling for you.

veroxii ,

Traveling right now and have a travel bidet. It’s a little bottle with a bidet sprayer nozzle attched. Obviously not as good as the real thing but I can’t go anywhere without it. Lives in my laptop bag permanently.

surewhynotlem ,

Who gives a shit?

I’m not being snarky, that’s the brand I use.

TheSaneWriter , in Shitpost me senpai
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Lord help our damned species.

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