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redcalcium , in We'll get them in uni, lads.

gay communist

I never really thought about this until now, but it does describe Lemmy users perfectly. Bravo.

XEAL , (edited ) in it's about damn time

Why is it called “bite” tho?

They use their pointy tube-like mouthpart to poke into our skin and get the blood. Isn’t that closer to stinging?

_CottonCandyUnicorn_ ,

Would you rather we call it penetration?

jdf038 ,

2 thoughts:

  1. there is a dick joke there
  2. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
XEAL ,

I saw the message in my inbox and I was thinking of replying just with a lenny face. Well there it is already.

jdf038 ,

Lenny on lemmy

It’s got a ring to it

lowleveldata ,

singing

Is that how you sing? Sticking your mouth to others’ skin?

ThePantser ,
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Does Dracula bite or sting?

XEAL ,

Bite.

FlyingSquid ,
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For the same reason we say a snake is poisonous, I guess.

XEAL ,

Snakes are venomous…

FlyingSquid ,
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Yes, that was my point.

swolf , in Lovely Neighborhood

Can’t decide if this is a shitpost or advertising.

comedy ,
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Little bit of A, little bit of B

Oinkzilla , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?

Aglets

Fapper_McFapper , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?

Aglet. Thanks Phineas and Ferb!

FermatsLastAccount ,

Don't forget it

rockerface ,

Terraria for me

GreentheNinja ,

Terraria made me think they were some sort of instrument because of how it looked.

rockerface ,

I kinda gathered that they were part of a footwear because they’re part of the boots upgrade, but yeah, I had to look up the term afterwards

Pyr_Pressure , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?

Aglets.

Laces.

Sneakers.

erre , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?
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Lace tips??

originalucifer , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?
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i wanna say, egglets?

atocci OP ,
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I give you half-credit for the misspelling, but pretty much correct

thisbenzingring , in After extensive personal research

This gave me a giggling fit. Can’t say I have ever thought about it but now that I have, I might need to play some pranks on a couple nieces and nephews

robocall ,
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children will eat the soap

MargotRobbie , in It’s nice to be alone
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It could be worse, imagine having to do a New Jersey accent all the time.

boeman , in After extensive personal research

I need to see this “research” before I believe any of it.

Squizzy , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?

Aglets

YoBuckStopsHere , in stop asking for a karma system
@YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world avatar

Bravo

SuperIce , in After extensive personal research

The Dove that makes chocolate and the Dove that makes soap are 2 completely different companies.

Datas_Cat_Spot OP ,
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You might be breaking this whole case wide open

gosling , in urinal
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TIL urinals without a flush exists

Bonehead ,

That's what the ice of for. Also works on urinals with broken handles like in every sketchy dive bay.

gosling ,
@gosling@lemmy.world avatar

I know, but having to refill that every couple hours must be inconvenient

ryathal ,

They’re somewhat common, especially in buildings that are big on saving water. They are designed to not need flushing between uses.

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