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MurphysPaw , in NOOOOOOO

Anything can be icing if you squeeze it hard enough!

abbadon420 , in Have you tried getting down?

Get down boogie

abbadon420 , in the way i fantasized unhealthily about this when working retail

“to kilometers in front of a rude customer” what kind of sentence is that?!

Ery ,
@Ery@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Glad i’m not the only one who read that way at first lmao

BROOT , in Great. I'm a mouse.

I don’t come in here to be personally attacked like this, ok?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Have you finished all the 7-A forms yet?

Ryumast3r ,

Now, are you going to go ahead and have those T.P.S. reports for us this afternoon?

BROOT ,

I swear to god if I don’t get my stapler back I’m going to burn this entire building to the ground it was a red stapler and it was my favorite and they moved me from my cubicle all the way down into the basement and I haven’t gotten paid yet but I keep talking to accounting and they say they haven’t seen my stapler

josephos , in We had a good run, thank you everyone
@josephos@lemmy.world avatar

Eh, might just be all the bots getting removed.

PlaidBaron , in Ancestral math
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4094 divided by 2 is 2047 male anscestors. The average volume of semen per ejaculation is roughly 3 mL on average.

2047 x 3 is 6141 mL of cum or 6.14 L of cum or about a gallon and a half.

The average fuel efficiency for cars in the US (sorry Europeans) is 25 mpg. This means if cum had the same energy density as gasoline you could travel roughly 37.5 miles on all the cum your male anscestors produced in the last 400 years.

odium ,

That’s only one ejaculation per male ancestor. You can safely assume that the average male ancestor ejaculated more than once. This would increase the distance traveled using the cum energy.

MereTit ,

L/theydidthemath

stebo02 ,
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l/foundthemobileuser teehee

blackluster117 , in Great. I'm a mouse.
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

Reading this on Lemmy adds another layer of irony I can’t deal with on a Sunday morning.

GladiusB ,
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ekZepp , in We had a good run, thank you everyone
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sachasage ,

I’m a woman and child

Uncle_Iroh ,

Skill issue

FlyingSquid , in It's a choice
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I choose to drink and choose to be no fun.

STRIKINGdebate2 , in We had a good run, thank you everyone
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

I am fine with the place settling for a bit. It would suck if this place was as big as other sites are overnight. I want to watch this place grow over time

LillianVS ,
@LillianVS@lemmy.world avatar

Natural, healthy, positive growth! Not growth for growths sake

soloner ,

Yes! Enough of the “I’m doing my part meme” that isn’t even real content.

Dazed_Confused ,
@Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world avatar

It is!

Would you like to know more?

Jackolantern ,

It’s not but it drives the discussion. I feel that at this point, some participation is better than no participation at all

soloner ,

I disagree completely, but thanks for your take.

PepperTwist ,

Yes. I do not want another Reddit.

jalda ,

never go full reddit

greendakota99 ,

I’m interested in seeing how well these great open source apps for Lemmy scale as the user base and post/comment data grows.

lightsecond ,

The apps are already amazing and will not suffer issues of scale themselves because they run on users’ devices. The scaling issues will be in Lemmy server code and ActivityPub in general.

ActivityPub doesn’t seem very scalable IMHO. It works well if all instances are about the same size and communities are well-distributed. Right now a few servers like lemmy.world, sh.itjust.works, and lemmy.ml are much larger than others. They host most of the popular communities as well. This creates an imbalance which ActivityPub doesn’t handle well.

I think Lemmy instances should be topic based. But that’d be confusing for people coming from centralized social media who are only trying to find a reliable starting place. So I really hope we reach a point of maturity and mainstream-ness of Fediverse that people feel comfortable with smaller theme-based instances.

Dogeek ,

My main gripe with ActivityPub is that the infrastructure basically replicates 1-to-1 across subscribed instances. It means that as lemmy grows, servers will require more and more storage to keep up. For now, it’s fine since we’re under a few TB of content on the platform.

If lemmy were to be as popular as reddit, we’d reach the dozens if not hundreds of TB of storage required. Not everyone has the money to build such a homelab or rent data center servers of that caliber.

ActivityPub in it’s current state is nothing but replicated centralization, not a full decentralized protocol. We’d probably need a different database system that handles cross region clustering and sharing to scale it up.

basxto ,
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If you don’t mirror everything locally, you can lose data when other instances go down. Decentralization just has high data costs, take a look at git or bitcoin. I just hope ActivityPup learned something from Diaspora, where small instances couldn’t handle the amount traffic comming from big instances.

Dogeek ,

My point was that there is no need to replicate everything everywhere. If the data is replicated a cross 5 instances per region for instance, it’s enough for replication needs. If you self host lemmy and subscribes to large communities on your instance, you can quickly overload your server. We need activity pub to be more lightweight if we want smaller instances to thrive.

JohnDClay , in We had a good run, thank you everyone

Bot purge or server issues?

UntouchedWagons ,
@UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

There was a post the other day about other lemmy servers that had thousands of inactive users. The OP contacted the admins of those servers to let them know and several admins did purge a load of accounts.

Goodbyeworld , in We had a good run, thank you everyone
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Commenting so I have commented in July.

MrClayman ,

Nice July comment. Here’s my July comment.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,

Roger that

July comments incoming

bobs_monkey ,

July

lunarshot ,
@lunarshot@lemmy.world avatar

july

newnton ,

July

artexain ,

July

nefariusmarius ,

July

testacc ,

July.

dwalin ,

July!

felixculpa ,

July

YourMomSaysHi ,

::ahem:: …July

squirrel ,
@squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

July

krlombs ,

July

CoolMike ,

July

Death2lois ,

Just in case, July!

heresthething ,

First post please ignore

JackFrostNCola ,
balance_sheet , in Rice is the best

In Korean, *cooked rice *is 밥 (bap as in Bibimbap). Meal is also 밥.

We often say: 밥을 먹어야 진짜 밥 먹은 것 같아.

Which translates to: I only feel like I actually had something when I have rice.

But can also be translated to: I only feel like I actually had rice when I have rice.

It’s not an actual meal when there’s no rice in Korea. At least the Korean language suggests that.

danc4498 , in spritz

Fuck you if you try to tell me your bidet only has Pepsi products.

imaqtpie , in Have you tried getting down?
@imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works avatar

991? Bruh

Luci ,
@Luci@lemmy.ca avatar

Don’t be a shitlord, that’s the medical emergency number for Brunei

imaqtpie ,
@imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lol I even checked here to avoid this very situation. Unfortunately I did not think to check Brunei.

Sumimasen

Luci ,
@Luci@lemmy.ca avatar

Haha that’s where I found this out too

TheRealLinga ,

Damn I didn’t even notice. Totally read it as 911

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