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Fuckswearwords , in Mom and me
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where

EherVielleicht OP ,

Damn autocorrect… Done it

MedicPigBabySaver , in Mom and me

Pure shit post… it’s supposed to be “we’re”. Duh.

Zeko9381 , in Mom and me

where

Sharpiemarker ,

Here of course!

OP you meant “we’re.” It’s a conjunction of we+are.

SpaceNoodle ,

Instead, they used a contraction of whee+are

Sharpiemarker ,

It’s more fun that way. At least when you read it out loud.

Leroy , in Remember

Is there a c/fucksuccesspictures already?

SCB , in Maybe I'll just get a soda...

Idk I like my water fart-free

Draegur , in makes sense when you think about it

FAKE

CLEARLY FAKE

This is EXTREMELY non-canonical!

I can tell due to my deep understanding of Sonic The Hedgehog lore!

There’s something happening in these comic panels that would NEVER be allowed in this setting:

he’s ordering a hamburger instead of a chili dog

qyron , in My dogs groomer has a similar sign, makes me wonder

I knew a person that had a Samoyed for which a simple bath was a two person, 4 hour endeavour, from start to finish, not including the initial chase and wrestle to get the dog in the bathtub.

The person had the groomers go to their house, where he had the bathtub already setup in the garage and all necessary towels and other assorted equipment.

The part of actually gettting the dog in the bathtub involved three person, with the dog’s guardian starting to chase the dog around the property from early in the morning, as the dog would do his best to hide, run and stay out of reach of human hands when the bathtub was set on the garage.

The grooming session would be anything between €80 to €100, in 2008, and still the person thought it was cheap.

XTornado ,

For all the work invested yeah that sounds cheap…

Although I wonder if there had been a better way to deal with this so the dog isn’t so against it, afraid of it or whatever the issue was…

qyron ,

The dog loved his bath but also loved to get everybody pissed off. It was a very stupid game of catch the dog played.

For the time, it wasn’t cheap.

In 2008, here, the minimum wage was €426, so about €2,42 an hour. So €100 for 4 hours of work was a very good pay.

MyFairJulia , in makes sense when you think about it
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Dear Amy,

You say burgers are round yet the McRib, Long Chicken and other burgers are closer to a pill shape.

Curious.

ThatsTheSpirit , in They are watching

Doesn’t matter if it’s science math or God. It’s all the same shit to me. The things I have words for and the rest is poetry… How much do you appreciate that little mechanism? How do you experience physics? That’s up to you. Life is weird af and gots lots of soul IME.

Morhamms357 , in Remember

The most uplifting comment you’ll ever hear out of a Bostonian

realitista , in Based on a true story

Going full cornholio with the voice and everything might just work. Take it to the next level.

Chickenstalker , in Remember your training and you will survive

A mark of a true gentleman is the consideration that they give to others without anyone forcing them to do it.

Agent641 ,

I, too, wait until im outside the frozen yogurt place to fart up a storm.

AgentOrangesicle , in A WHAT NIGHT?
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I would be doing what I was doing at the time: eating breakfast cereal and scrolling through channels, disappointed that I couldn’t find my cartoons.

Pregnenolone , in Not even a wolverine giving me prostrate exam would get this info from me .

I feel like I’d be good at a prostrate exam. I wouldn’t have to do much. I guess it depends on the questions though

FReddit , in Not even a wolverine giving me prostrate exam would get this info from me .

Prostate

flambonkscious ,

Touché

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