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h4mi , in Does .999… = 1?

Infinity numbers are weird. .9999… is 1 as long as there is no end. Same as 0.000… is 0 as long as there is no 1 appearing. 1-0.999… is 0.

gloriousspearfish , in [Day 6] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

Record a video of yourself in the mirror telling yourself 10 kind things, and post it tomorrow.

DumbleSnore , in Does .999… = 1?

yes

lowleveldata , in Does .999… = 1?

.999… = 1

?

lowleveldata , in my key broken

Sorry which key is broken? Can you type it to me?

Shady_Shiroe , in Does .999… = 1?

If I have a cake and I divided it to 3 pieces, if 1/3 is .333 and 3 pieces equals .999, where is the .001?

It’s on the knife you used to cut with.

TragicNotCute ,
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It’s not 0.999, it’s 0.999… repeating.

lowleveldata , in those damn libs

handy abortion is always cool

Naja_Kaouthia , in those damn libs
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Omg FINALLY a listing with that gay room I’ve been holding out for!

odium , in my key broken

My |_ key broken.

Gotta be creative.

mcqtom , in 😷😷🤒

She said, with her titties out in her profile picture…?

Mdotaut801 ,

It’s like the chicks that that film themselves “working out” at the gym with tights that climb up their asses and sports bras with their tits hanging out and then yelling people for taking a look while on camera. All of it is intentional.

kautau ,

“Can you not look at me while I put this on my tik tok and instagram to get people to sign up for my onlyfans?”

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

yeah it’s meant to get clicks (and of subs)

Buddahriffic ,

Not to mention from the way her face looks, she must also like sucking some breasts. So people actually find that look attractive? It’s like uncanny valley territory for me.

saltesc ,

It looks like something I’d make in an Elder Scrolls character creation screen for lols. Load in a mod where Dovakiin’s voice is pitched up 5 octaves, and I’m dying in combat all the time because I can’t stop laughing.

Digestive_Biscuit ,
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Somehow reminds me of the old cluedo characters… But with boobs.

frippa , in it does indeed
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That good of a name is wasted with wind*ws

starman ,
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Maybe this ms paint run on wine? Who knows?

frippa ,
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That would be a lot of effort and tinkering (and may be impossible) for something really dumb considering there’s an easier option, and that’s literally what a Linux user would do!

ryannathans ,

Paint works fine in wine lol

ArchmageAzor ,
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Linux users when somebody can open their browser and go to a website without 36 lines in the terminal, 40 minutes of troubleshooting, and 3 reinstallations of Wine:

VonReposti ,

So what you’re saying is that A) Linux distros doesn’t have web browsers installed by default B) it is impossible to install a web browser with GUI and 3 clicks in Linux C) there exists no Linux binaries for web browsers so you absolutely need to run then in Wine?

Huh, would you look at that. I’ve been using Linux for decades and learn something new about it still…

ArchmageAzor ,
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Smartass detected

Opinion discarded

GBU_28 ,

Baby brain detected

coolin ,

I’m pretty sure that guy is a Linux user and making a joke about the perception of Linux

VonReposti ,

In that case I’ll allow myself the honor of wooshing myself.

To be fair, it reads exactly like some of the things I’ve heard from Linux haters, so kudos to OP for a realistic portrayal.

LukeMedia ,

No, I think they were doing something called a “joke” which you missed. Sorry to say, but you wasted your effort with this comment since you missed it.

Jmr ,

Noooo way?!?!?!

greyscale ,
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Look at this nerd who needs his hand held lmao.

darcy ,
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most linux distros come with a browser, and barely need terminal use (although literally terminals are so easy to use). no normie browser requires troubleshooting for normie activities. wine is not the problem, proprietary software is.

try linux mint, for example. very easy to dual boot, and easy to learn coming from windows. active userbase too

Spudwart ,

How windows users think installing software on Linux works:

Step one: open terminal Step two: cry knowing any application can break my Linux install Step three: neofetch, one last time Step four: clone browser repository. Step five: cry again Step six: change directories Step seven: uncontrollable sobbing Step eight: makepkg Step nine: my desk is covered in tears Step ten: package compiles Step eleven: 😭 Step twelve: time to install the newly compiled package Step thirteen: cautiously approach “Y” key and tremble in fear Step fourteen: hit Y Step fifteen: no turning back Step sixteen: terminal freezes Step seventeen: keyboard in flames Step eighteen: nuclear siren wailing Step nineteen: evacuation Step twenty: turn around and watch as your life turns to ashes. Step twenty-one: promise to never use Linux again. Step twenty-two: install Linux again.

Mr_Blott , in inshallah

I mean, he’s not wrong

robocall , in those damn libs
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We have an all gender bathroom at my house

some_guy , (edited )

I have no-gender bathrooms. That way I never have to clean the toilet. Other aspects of the policy are a bit problematic, however…

Belgdore , in those damn libs

I mean the abortion room should probably be a little bigger. Maybe switch it with the estrogen lab.

pancakes ,
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But the estrogen lab needs all the space for estrogen-related activities.

remotelove ,

It doesn’t take that much room to smoke my freebase estrogen.

pancakes ,
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That’s why I need more room, my estrogen is free-range.

AnarchistArtificer ,

I agree, I prefer my estrogen hotboxed, and if there isn’t enough space for it to circulate, it’s a bit too cloying

Buddahriffic ,

But if abortion is in closet, coat hangers are in easy reach.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in share if you cried
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Ever since seeing this meme my wife has made me cut all my Patricks into strips before throwing them away

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