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beejboytyson , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?

Viva la vida

ramsay ,
EleventhHour , in Hors d'oeuvres
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I present:

MUMMY SANDALS

ShaggySnacks , in Moon caves.

Shudders I thought we would spare people from this horror.

CurlyWurlies4All , in Or meet and cheese
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Turns out of you do this with a basic block of cheddar and cheap shaved ham, everyone still thinks you’re being fancy and compliments you on the cheese choice.

lengau ,

The real key is to get 3 different cheeses that look different. They don’t have to be fancy cheeses. They just have to be obviously different cheeses.

Likewise, get some salami and another meat.

XCraftMC ,

ground beef

SonicBlue03 , in Hors d'oeuvres

Porkenstalk sandals.

ummthatguy , in Hors d'oeuvres
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FordBeeblebrox , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?

My grandpa had a stroke and the various Mormon friends neighbors that never said a word to this coffee drinking sailor suddenly wanted to put church choir music on.

He likes Mozart and I will bury you in the backyard if you try

Shirasho , in I pinky promise I'm not a demon that was summoned during an unfortunate ritual

The non joke answer is that the document attempts to prove who you say you are. The joke answer is that this is an attempt and is public info that anyone can use.

db2 , in Moon caves.

So that’s what Oumuamua is. A giant space dick.

hark , in Mind blown!
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when you realize

time

gravitas_deficiency , in To bad we never did give electoral reform a try before The Fall

Too bad we never will 🫠

Evil_Shrubbery , in Mind blown!

Hahaha, keep your smug smiles 25 ad babies, you are next to hit 2ky!!

Hotzilla , in Mind blown!

No no, you are wrong, people born in 2000’s are not yet adults, they are just teenagers. Lalalala … I can’t hear you … lalalala

Allero ,

I was born in 2000. And I’m coming for ya.

Seriously though, I’m already an MSc and living my own life for a while

0ops ,

I was born in 24. My back.

EleventhHour , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?
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I hope he replied, “Don’t Look Back In Anger”

Classy ,

That’s Oasis, isn’t it?

EleventhHour ,
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Nana’s got Alzheimer’s, not Shazam

martinb ,

If I had been drinking coffee, you would have been required to pay my dry cleaning bill! 👏👏👏

Waraugh , in Have fun with this one

Haha, this song was on the radio when I opened this up, kind of freaked out tbh

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