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Samsy , in I still crie evrytiem
Anyolduser , in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.

The real joke is that there’s no IKEA in Cleveland. 30 Rock made a joke about it and everything.

Hikermick , in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.

What’s his stance on shooting puppies?

Jiggle_Physics , in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now

Was the scale of this graphic decided on by an incel?

user1234 ,

A Dutch one.

Steamymoomilk , in Purrs like a kitten

Is that a 6th gen CAT networking device?

Chewget ,

It’s CAT9

Steamymoomilk ,

That’s a lot of data purrr second!!

Diplomjodler3 , in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.

If God didn’t want us to shag couches, why did he make them so damn sexy?

thefartographer ,

To test those strong in will and trusting in faith.

And God forbade Moses from inserting himself between the couch cushion or folding the pillows in half for pleasure. A second and third time, God commanded Moses, “thou shalt not hump the armrest whilst spanking thyself and going ‘ungh ungh ungh ungh!’”

As Moses mounted the backrest of the couch, God told Moses he was starting to get pissed off. “What?! I can’t even make love to the back cushions?!” Moses exclaimed. “No, not upon any part of the couch shall you spread your seed, I just had it reupholstered.”

Defiantly, Moses did then crap upon his own hand and smeared his filth upon God’s couch. God grew impatient and chided Moses, “You bastard! I’ll fucking kill you before you ever reach Israel for that!” And He saw that it was good while Moses made faces at God and falsely claimed he did not wish to enter Israel anyway.

Cadeillac ,
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This is beautiful

vox , in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

or just plug the phone into the computer?
and use either adb pull or mtp (adb is more reliable from my experience)

Cosmicomical , in I always order Popular Problem.

Beans, gentlemen

AFC1886VCC , in I always order Popular Problem.

Ate a “she is suspicious of cheese” last night. Would recommend.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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FartsWithAnAccent , in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.
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You know what? It's 2024, I don't really care if you fuck couches.

There, I said it.

marcos ,

That.

I care really a lot if you accuse somebody of being Hitler and then go work for him. But fuck anybody caring about fucking couches.

GBU_28 ,

First it’s just the couch.

Then it’s the couch with your wife on it.

Then it’s your wife.

This is a documented progression of predatory behavior

Schorsch ,

You didn’t think about the couch, do you? Animal.

Xylight , in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way
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Can’t you just plug your phone straight in and transfer the file? I still prefer KDE connect though.

marcos ,

KDE connect only works painlessly on phones that allow you to use your files… As weird as it is, that’s not most of them.

But you can still move them around somehow and force it to work. Also, the same works for syncthing. USB drivers haven’t been the easiest option for a while.

AFC1886VCC , in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now

I like how Indonesian men are the same height as a Dutch man’s knees.

sweetpotato , (edited ) in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way
@sweetpotato@lemmy.ml avatar

Pairdrop/snapdrop is the answer, it’s foss as well

ICastFist , in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Never to completion, eh? Looks like we found someone who loves being on the edge

FMEEE , in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way

For Shure my 1pb school nextdrive…

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