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dynamojoe , in That’s some other guy I swear

Crucifixion was a common method of execution at the time. That must be Uncle Bob on the wall.

Butters ,
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You’d think they’d hang a picture of Uncle Bob in happier times.

HardlightCereal , in How to inflate your foldable phone

Now I want to see inflation art of an anthro phone

…are protogens anthro phones?

over_clox OP ,

I don’t think those are inflatable yet, maybe next year though 🤞

akatsukilevi ,
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"Sir, this is about financial inflation" was the first thing that popped into my head

EDIT: and now my brain threw the idea of a coin being inflated... i hate myself

LillianVS ,
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Meanwhile on deviant art…

x4740N ,
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You motherfucker fuck you for making me imagine this

Luckily my mind only got halfway on that before I stopped it

Imgonnatrythis , in why?

Type casting is a bitch.

evilgiraffe666 ,

To be fair, he is really good at it. Some of his best roles have been black guys. He really knows how to inhabit that space, you know?

Blademax , in “Are you sure about that?”

Wait…we’ve been on the moon this WHOLE time???

FlyingSquid ,
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Hence all the lunacy these days.

idunnololz ,
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Wait so the Moon is flat

8eyedcorsair ,

NeiR Automata had it right all along.

Butters ,
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I know the difference between a man on the moon and a smudge on the lens.

idunnololz , in me when maximising profits 🥰🥰
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Stop I can only get so hard.

jacktherippah , in Was in the city recently, so I got a few selfies.

Damn, you look brainy!

HKPiax , in real
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Big-dicked frog-man

bernieecclestoned ,

Zero testicles tho

riesendulli ,

Balls in the air, belly sleeper

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Lucidlethargy ,

Oh man, this one plus this comment got me. Absolutely ridiculous.

Shard ,

Or why Miss Piggy stuck around with Kermit for as long as she did

eestileib , in “Are you sure about that?”

Most scientifically literate ------ian

db2 , in real

That one leg though… what species is this supposed to be

Dude pissed the bed and wants cred

CentristDipshit ,

Looks like a Muppet just got bottomed out.

esadatari ,

the thought of a muppet being a bottom is intriguing

jopepa ,

I mean where did you think the hand went?

esadatari ,

right but i never imagined the muppet biting a pillow saying deeper daddy in a goofy fuckin voice

eestileib ,

Scooter needs it bad

Butters ,
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The other way is even more intriguing.

MusketeerX , in “Are you sure about that?”

Wait - this changes everything!!

Son_of_dad , in That’s some other guy I swear

Art from this period is so weird. They’d dress the Saints and such in modern clothing. It’d be like us drawing the Apostles and such, wearing 2023 swag.

eestileib ,

Check out Hindu devotional stuff, they’ve got Ganesha on excel and Krishna playing cricket and stuff.

LemmyFeed , in The CEO of Reddit

Boo don’t even login to Reddit, don’t even visit without logging in. There is no Reddit, only Lemmy

001100010010 ,
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What’s a reddit? Some myth people invented?

Also, don’t capitalize that word since it’s a not even a proper noun, as it doesn’t exist.

m00b0mph ,

Better: delete your Reddit account.

bobs_monkey ,

Overwrite all your comments to gibberish then delete it

HelloHotel ,
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overwrite your comments with a version passed thru chat GPT “post like a redditor that secretly wants to sell you reddit gold” and leave it, your a disturbingly blatant shill for a thing that’s dieing now

HelloHotel ,
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you guys taking copium? there is no red-it. stop being a dunce /s

xstatdisk , in me when maximising profits 🥰🥰

Walmart? Nah. But Bass Pro Shops? Definitely

HelloHotel ,
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add in a dicks next to it for shure, dont want others to miss out on those savings!

Jakdracula , in me when maximising profits 🥰🥰
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Unfortunately, to a capitalist, a forest has no value until it’s cut down.

nodsocket ,

Good thinking. We could use that timber to save on construction costs.

Track_Shovel ,

Someone asked me the other day why I am anti captialist. I gave them a schpeel on how it’s just a race fo the bottom, and that it’s designed to crush people in the name of the all mighty buck.

I think this is the part that I don’t like the most. If something doesn’t have monetary value it’s worthless

SkyeStarfall ,

Time to start making charts about how nature and forests are valuable because workers can take walks in them, improving their mood, and thus increasing their productivity!

(…I kinda hate myself for typing this out lmao. It’s so soulless)

HelloHotel ,
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that’s all they can comprehend? wow, most children have less tunnel vision.

bernieecclestoned , in Was in the city recently, so I got a few selfies.

Top right is a sexy alien chipmunk

Dee ,
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I’m sorry, what?

paysrenttobirds ,

I was going to suggest they remove the frog.

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