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deegeese ,

So he’s going to beg for money to dig up rocks, but claims he’ll make the fossils pay for it?

LifeInMultipleChoice ,

Nah, he’s going to make Mexico pay for it, they’ve been using drones to drop fossils around the world for ages.

gedaliyah ,
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We’re going to drain the swamp and check for trilobites.

luciferofastora ,

Isn’t that paleontology?

Ioughttamow ,

Are the interns safe?

Tylerdurdon ,

I’m the Donald J Trump of my toilet. I shit all over it, repeatedly.

luciferofastora ,

So the only thing consistent about that is that you always leave it in a worse state than you found it?

Blackout ,
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Breaking update from Trump's archeology dept: did you know dinosaurs were Christians that buried their dead? That's why we keep finding their bones buried instead of laying around

HoustonHenry ,

You might wanna gain permission before grabbing anyone

kometes ,
@kometes@lemmy.world avatar

When your famous, they let you grab them right in the intercostal clavicle.

Maeve ,

🤦‍♀️

harrys_balzac ,

“Tyrannosaurus rex was the greatest of the reptiles during the late Neopaleoferrous. They helped build the pyramids hundreds of years before the Arabs did it. All the greatest archaeologists are saying it. Especially Doctor Hannibal Lecter. Great man, great archaeologist. Taken too soon because of woke archaeology.”

gwen ,

is woke archeology saying the earth is actually more than 5000 years old lmao

tiredofsametab ,

Who? On second thought, I don't think I want to know.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Without going into details you don’t want to know: he’s been a guest on Rogan.

Sgt_choke_n_stroke ,

I mean just saying he’s been on rogan automatically makes him a crank

luciferofastora ,

If they’re not a crank, you wouldn’t point to being on Rogan as a qualifying feature. You’d find some more redeeming trait to point out instead.

some_guy ,

Ok, he’s gonna release the proof that the earth is 5000yo, giants roamed the earth, and dinos are fake. Got it. Lunatic.

I was just guessing, but I bet that’s basically his platform.

tabris ,

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